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NFL Week 16, Lions Clinch The NFC North, Dolphins/Cowboys Narrative Bowl, Ravens Demolish Niners Plus A Call To Mike Florist
NFL Week 16 and we have a lot of Football to discuss. We start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get into every game from the past 3 days (-) Steelers 34, Bengals 11 (-) Bills 24, Chargers 22 (-) Lions 30, Vikings 24 (-) Browns 36, Texans 22 (-) Falcons 29, Colts 10 (-) Jets 30, Commanders 28 (-) Seahawks 20, Titans 17 (-) Packers 33, Panthers 30 (-) Bucs 30, Jags 12 (-) Bears 27, Cardinals 16 (-) Dolphins 22, Cowboys 20 (-) Patriots 26, Broncos 23 (-) Raiders 20, Chiefs 14 (-) Eagles 33, Giants 25 (-) Ravens 33, Niners 19 (-) We then call our good friend Mike Florist to ask him how he feels after Lamar roasted him and finish with who's back of the week. (-)
Recap
Big CatGeorge Pickens is worth the headache
This was the George Pickens game. He had the Randy Moss stat line... it doesn't excuse everything George Pickens done this year, it just confirms that George Pickens is worth the headache because he has this in him.
Big CatMike Tomlin will find his way to nine wins
Whatever you wanna say about [Tomlin], he will find his way to nine wins. He's gonna find his way to nine wins. They had to win this game to find his way to nine wins... the Mike Tomlin path is set.
Big CatThe Bills are worth betting at 35-1 to win the Super Bowl
If you like the Bills to beat the Chiefs, take 'em 35 to one to win the Super Bowl because the AFC is wide open. And it's not saying that the Bills aren't, it's not saying the Bills are some world beating team. It's that the rest of the pack has come back to the Bills.
PFT CommenterJared Goff's stats are better than Matthew Stafford's this year
Jared Goff has 3,984 yards, 27 touchdowns, 10 interceptions. Matthew Stafford has 3,648 yards, 23 touchdowns, nine interceptions... Jared Goff more yards, more touchdowns, and only one more interception than Matthew Stafford this year.
PFT CommenterI will match Big Cat's offer of Super Bowl tickets for Lions fans
Max, thank you. Huge for you, Max. You wanna match? I'll match. I'm matching for this year. Not saying like extending it to Infinity. This season. This season.
PFT CommenterJoe Flacco is a better option for the Browns than Deshaun Watson
If he's healthy as he is right now, [Flacco] is without a doubt, a better option for your team than Deshaun Watson.
Big CatMike Evans is a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Mike Evans is a first ballot hall of famer... If he plays for five more years... he would be in the list with Jerry Rice, Larry Fitzgerald, Randy Moss, and T.O. ... He will go down as one of the best receivers of all time.
Big CatJustin Herbert to the Bears for the #1 pick is the best possible trade
Justin Herbert for the number one pick would be the greatest thing in my life... You know that owner cares about getting fans in that stadium. If they can draft Caleb Williams... and then give the Bears Justin Herbert... I would do that in a second.
PFT CommenterThe Dolphins and Cowboys are both frauds
The Cowboys are frauds. Frauds, but the Dolphins are also frauds because all they prove that they is that they can beat a fraud... we didn't learn anything from this game whatsoever.
Big CatThe Cowboys win that game if they have Ezekiel Elliott
The Cowboys, it's funny how the narratives work... if they have Zeke Elliott, I think they win that game. They have struggled in the red zone all year, and Tony Pollard around the goal line has been a disaster.
PFT CommenterBill Belichick will beat the Jets one last time then leave for the Commanders
If Belichick is going to the Commanders, Belichick will figure out a way to beat the New York Jets one last time... and then give the Patriots a worst pick, give his potential new team a better pick. That's my fanfiction world.
Big CatTaylor Swift ruined Santa Claus for thousands of children
Taylor Swift probably ruined Santa Claus for thousands and thousands of children across America today... my four-year old son Chris walked in and he saw Santa... Santa was in her box, and he said, dad, we just opened presents... how come he's on TV right now?
PFT CommenterAntonio Pierce must be the permanent head coach of the Raiders
Antonio Pierce needs to be the head coach. His message before this game... was 'hatred, violence and pain.' ... There will be no better head coach for the Raiders... perfect culture fit.
MaxThe third-and-20 conversion to A.J. Brown saved the Eagles' season
There was one play that saved the season. It was after the pick six. They go to third and 20. That was the third and 20 to A.J. Brown was the play that saved the season. Because if they don't pick that up, they're fucked.
Interview
Big CatNFL MVP is stupid because it's decided in the last three weeks
This is why the MVP in the NFL is so stupid... it feels like it is decided in the last three weeks of the season every year. It's whoever has a big primetime game at the end of the year.
Who Is Back
Big CatI will eat 50 Dairy Queen blizzards as my New Year's resolution
My New Year's resolution is I'm gonna eat more blizzards, Dairy Queen blizzards... New Year's resolutions are, to me, less about changing yourself for the better and more about just doing the things you like more... I'm thinking like 50.
Big CatShohei Ohtani to the Dodgers is not more impactful than Jackie Robinson
Ben Verlander... said that Shohei Ohtani to the Dodgers is the most important signing in Dodgers history... Jackie Robinson? ... Pretty impactful. The word impactful was really interesting to us. Most important, most impactful.