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Orlando Magic's Paolo Banchero, Yankees Have Life And Their Fans Are Grabbing Balls, College Football Talk + Listener Submitted FAQ's

Wednesday, October 30, 202418 takes

The Yankees have life all because a couple of their fans fought Mookie Betts for a foul ball. We talk World Series (-). Anthony Richardson benched and Stefon Diggs out for the year (-). Monday Night Football and Russell Wilson may be back (-). The Hail Mary aftermath may turn out to be good for the Bears now that the locker room is speaking out against Eberflus (-). College Football talk and Texas A&M's Mike Elko is ready to take some shots (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including altitude causing a guy to turn gay, Dwyane Wade statue and more (-). Orlando Magic All Star Paolo Banchero joins us in studio fresh off his 50 point performance on Monday to talk about being in the zone, NBA, his time at Duke, Coach K, losing to UNC, his welcome to the NBA moment and tons more (-). We finish with listener submitted FAQ's (-).

Paolo Banchero on dropping 50, Yankees Scumbag Fans, and NFL Benchings

The World Series actually has some life after Game 4, and it’s all thanks to the Capobianco brothers. If you haven’t seen the clip, two Yankees fans in the front row literally tried to pry a foul ball out of Mookie Betts' glove like they were cracking open a crab. While the internet was busy calling them idiots for getting ejected from a five-figure seat, PFT saw things differently.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#8788
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Grabbing Mookie Betts' glove was the best use of $5,000 by a fan of all time

You go to that game and I saw people clowning 'em online saying you spent $5,000 for front row seats just to get kicked out. No, that's, that's maybe the most well spent $5,000 of all time for those guys. Yeah, they're, they're heroes.

Whether it's the 'best' use of money is purely subjective, but the fan certainly became legendary for the incident.

Big Cat is convinced these two scumbags from central casting are the only reason the Yankees bats finally woke up. They provided the spark that Aaron Judge couldn't, proving that sometimes you just need a guy in sunglasses at night to reach over the wall and create some chaos.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#8789
Big CatBig Cat

The two Yankees fans who interfered with Mookie Betts are responsible for the Yankees winning Game 4

Those guys sparked the Yankees. Like I believe that those guys are responsible for this win in those bats waking up because basically the, all the Yankee fans sitting in, in Yankee stadium tonight were like, do something. And the Capobianco brothers are like, you know what? We'll do something.

The Yankees did win Game 4, but attributing it to two fans in the first inning is a humorous exaggeration.

Quarterback Carnage and the Tomlin Supremacy

The NFL news cycle didn't slow down for baseball, as the Colts finally pulled the plug on the Anthony Richardson experiment. Joe Flacco is officially back in our lives as a starter, and while it’s a bummer for Richardson’s development, PFT thinks Shane Steichen had his back against the wall with the locker room.

Push
Oct 30, 2024
#8790
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Colts had to bench Anthony Richardson because they were wasting a potential playoff season

The fact that you're so close in all these games, if you're the head coach, if you're Shane Steichen, you have to start [Flacco] because you're wasting what could be a playoff season. And also you also risk losing the locker room when all the other guys are dependent on the quarterback for their salary. They're not getting the ball, the offense isn't moving.

Flacco did start, but the Colts' season continued to fluctuate, eventually resulting in Steichen going back to Richardson.

Speaking of veteran quarterbacks, Russell Wilson has the Steelers looking like a legitimate threat. Big Cat took a moment to eat some humble pie regarding Mike Tomlin. After years of the "Mediocre Mike" bits, it’s time to admit that the man just knows how to win, even when the move to Russ seemed crazy a few weeks ago.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#8792
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Tomlin is a top five coach in the NFL

I can't believe that I ever doubted Mike Tomlin again after coming to the conclusion that Mike Tomlin is a top five coach in the NFL. I know he doesn't won a playoff game in a very long time, but all he does is run a great locker room and have a competitive team every year.

Subjective ranking, though Tomlin's longevity and winning record support the claim.

Meanwhile, the Giants are in their usual state of depresssion. Daniel Jones is now 1-15 in primetime games, which is almost statistically impossible. Big Cat’s solution is simple: sell everything and use the draft picks as an excuse for the front office to keep their jobs for another three years.

Loss
Oct 30, 2024
#8793
Big CatBig Cat

The Giants should sell everything at the trade deadline to extend the front office's job security

Should the Giants sell now? I think they should because Mr. Mara has already said, and I actually believe him that they're not gonna make any changes to the front office and coaching staff. So if you are the front office and you're not gonna get fired, why wouldn't you try to trade anything you can for draft picks and then extend your stay Because you're like, well we have draft picks And, we gotta see how they turn out.

The Giants did not do a fire sale at the deadline, though they eventually benched Daniel Jones and faced continued calls for change.

Paolo Banchero in Studio

The timing for the Paolo Banchero interview couldn't have been better. He walked into the office fresh off dropping 50 points on the Bucks, and the energy was electric. Big Cat had to address his history of Duke slander and the "Brotherhood," while Paolo handled the Coach K talk like a pro. He also touched on the sheer absurdity of trying to guard elite NBA scorers.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#24922
Paolo BancheroPaolo Banchero

NBA offense is so good that you can't stop the best players even with perfect defense

The offense is so goddamn good that even if you play perfect defense... you're not stopping certain guys from getting, you know, 30, 25, 30 points. Like... you can make it hard and, and, and hopefully, you know, get a couple clutch stops... but like, you know, certain dudes, you're not stopping.

Paolo is an absolute unit in person, and he revealed that he was a legit football prospect before he grew too tall to stay low on the field. It’s hard not to imagine him as the ultimate red-zone threat, but it sounds like the NBA was the right choice for the bank account.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#24921
Paolo BancheroPaolo Banchero

I would have been an incredible football player if I didn't grow past 6'6"

[Football] was like my first love... I was legit. Yeah. I was legit. And then I would say I hit a, I started hitting my growth spurt and you know, once you get to above like six, six in football, it gets kind of hard. Yeah. You know, guys, you know, it's hard to get low.

After winning Rookie of the Year and becoming an All-Star, the trajectory for the Magic’s star is only pointing one way. Big Cat is officially calling his shot now so he can claim he was there first when the trophy presentation happens.

Open
Oct 30, 2024
#8800
Big CatBig Cat

Paolo Banchero will win an NBA MVP at some point in his career

Rookie of the year. All-Star, do we want to say that you're gonna win an MVP at some point? Be the first to report it. [Paolo: Yeah, I definitely think that.] ... Exclusive inside scoop Paolo Banchero MVP at some point.

Outcome won't be known for years, but Banchero's early career stats put him on an MVP trajectory.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Doc Rivers is firmly on the Hot Seat as the Bucks continue to look like a team that has never met each other before. Hank pointed out that Giannis is already talking about a lack of identity, which is coaching code for "we're in trouble."

Win
HankHank

Doc Rivers is on the Hot Seat because the Bucks have no identity

My Hot Seat is Doc Rivers... They are one in three on the season 18 and 22 in the Doc Rivers era. Mm. And Giannis was talking in the post game and said, right now we don't have an identity... How are we gonna win the game? ... No identity's bad.

The Bucks continued to struggle throughout November, keeping Doc Rivers in the center of media criticism.

On the Cool Throne, statues are having a moment—specifically the Dwyane Wade statue that looks like a 65-year-old man pointing at his mortgage. Also, the guys discussed a legendary Reddit thread about a man who claimed altitude sickness made him suddenly gay in Utah, a panic move that PFT oddly respects.

We wrap up with FAQs, where PFT finally addresses the state of his Commanders. After the Jayden Daniels Hail Mary, the vibes in D.C. haven't been this high since the Clinton administration.

Win
Oct 30, 2024·FAQ
#8801
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders' Super Bowl window is officially open right now

I don't think it's delusional to say that I am, I'm existing inside of a Super Bowl window right now. ... The window's cracked right now and I'm, I'm thinking about opening it up. There's a nice draft that's coming through.

With a 7-2 start following this episode and a franchise QB on a rookie deal, the window is objectively open.

If the Yankees can somehow force a Game 6, expect the Capobianco brothers to be treated like local deities in the Bronx.

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More Takes

Loss
Oct 30, 2024
#8791
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets have officially hit rock bottom and can't possibly sink any lower

My theory is that they will not get any lower than they are right now. Like everyone's shitting on the jets. Everyone is shitting on the jets. Aaron Rodgers is drinking water with cayenne pepper in it. Pretty, I think it's, it's pretty low.

The Jets continued to lose and fired more staff, proving there was indeed a lower floor.
Win
Oct 30, 2024
#8794
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers are one of the best teams in the AFC

I think that the Steelers are actually very good though. Yeah. I think what Russell Wilson's done to the offense... I think that the Steelers are one of the best teams in the AFC.

The Steelers continued to win and led the AFC North through November, validating the 'very good' label.
Win
Oct 30, 2024
#8795
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Eberflus is entirely to blame for the Bears' loss to the Commanders

Basically all of this adds up to Matt Eberflus is to blame for this, which I came to that conclusion on Sunday night. But it's good to hear the players back it up. And then on top of all of that, we had a report just a couple hours ago that apparently Ben Johnson was interested in the Bears job last year.

The coaching errors on the final drive (giving up 15 yards for free, not calling timeout) are widely considered the primary reason for the loss.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Elko is a great football coach and was the right hire over a 'sexy' name

It's a great reminder though, for Texas A&M who did the Let's get Jimbo Fisher and pay him a hundred million dollars... sometimes in college football, Mike Elko was not the sexy hire. He's just a very good competent, like nuts and bolts football coach... Mike Elko is a fucking great football coach.

A&M went from a disaster to SEC title contention in Elko's first year, supporting this take.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Travis Hunter is the best football player in the country and it shouldn't be up for debate

I think if you're just basing this off, who's the best football player? That's the criteria, right? Yeah. Who's the best football player in the country? Yeah. I don't think that it's up for debate.

Subjective Heisman debate, but Hunter's status as the betting favorite in late 2024 aligns with the claim.
Open
Oct 30, 2024
#8799
Paolo BancheroPaolo Banchero

I believe I can score 60 or 70 points in an NBA game

I know there's more, you know, I don't feel like, oh man, I, I, I gave everything I had. I can't go any, you know, further than that. It's like, nah man, I feel like I can, you know, go get 60, 70.

Banchero is 21 and already hit 50. Scoring 60+ is highly plausible in his career given current NBA scoring trends.
Void
Oct 30, 2024
#24920
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Marshawn Lynch and the Legion of Boom era was the Golden Age of Seattle sports

You had a pretty good experience growing up then... Marshawn Lynch guy... Huge. Marshawn Lynch Legion of Boom, all that. Pete Carroll. That was in Golden, boom, Golden Age man.

Void
Oct 30, 2024
#24923
Big CatBig Cat

Vegas should host the Super Bowl every single year

I would like to do, Vegas should have the Super Bowl every year. Yeah. Vegas should have the Super Bowl every year. It's the perfect they, because you know you're gonna have a ton of hotel rooms. You know you're gonna have fun.


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