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Pardon My Take Featuring Sam Dekker - March 14, 2016

Monday, March 14, 20169 takes

The guys talk NCAA tournament, wrap up NFL Free Agency, and all the basketball teams that are looking to make some noise in March. Houston Rockets forward Sam Dekker joins them to talk about what it's like to play in the NCAA tournament and whether or not Dwight Howard is funny. Segments include the debut of "Michael Wilbon's name drop of the week, presented by Michael Wilbon, he golfed with Obama once, nbd".

Recap

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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm not betting any over-unders in the NCAA Tournament this year

I've decided that I'm not going to bet any over-unders in the March Madness tournament. I had the realization that I lose all my money just betting overs because that's all I do. I never bet unders.

Big Cat frequently breaks these rules within hours, and specifically in this episode, Sam Dekker's advice later in the show convinces him to take overs.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Someone will eventually make a career out of just rewording Adam Schefter tweets

Some people are going to be really successful. There are going to be some people that make a career off of doing that [rewording other people's tweets] the best, and they'll eventually work their way to the top if they fake it long enough. The person who's going to be the best at marketing themselves doing that is going to be like a legitimate news source in 15 years.

This describes the entire modern sports media landscape of aggregation accounts like Dov Kleiman or MLFootball.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

Michigan State will be the most-picked non-one seed in Final Fours this year

Michigan State is a non-number one seed that could make some noise. Everyone will pick them in the Final Four now because you don't want to be the guy who goes all number one. So you're like, 'oh, yeah, I didn't go all number ones. I did Michigan State.'

Michigan State was a 2-seed and a massive favorite to reach the Final Four, but they lost in the first round to 15-seed Middle Tennessee.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

Colin Kaepernick wanting to play for the Browns is proof he's being kidnapped

Someone's kidnapped Colin Kaepernick. There's no way his brain got to the point where that's such rock bottom to say, 'oh, yeah, please trade me to the Cleveland Browns.'

Subjective hyperbolic opinion on the state of the Browns franchise.

Interview

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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Sam DekkerSam Dekker

Don't bet on teams playing on the road at Under Armour schools

If you're betting on a team on the road at an Under Armour school, don't bet on them because you can't shoot with those balls... Wilson [is] all Wilson [in the tournament], and those are the easiest balls to shoot.

This is a player's perspective on equipment. While anecdotal, it's a verifiable claim about ball manufacturers in the 2016 NCAA tournament.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Sam DekkerSam Dekker

Bet the over on NCAA tournament games because Wilson balls are easy to shoot

[Wilson balls] are the easiest balls to shoot. [Big Cat: So you're saying I should take the over?] Take the over.

The 2016 tournament had various high and low scoring games; this is a general betting trend take.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016
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Sam DekkerSam Dekker

Virginia will win the 2016 National Championship

I think Virginia [is the champion]. They're so tough. I watched them the other night, and obviously they didn't win the ACC championship, but I just think they have a good... they're a team I want to see, either Virginia or Michigan State.

Villanova won the 2016 National Championship. Virginia lost to Syracuse in the Elite Eight.

Pr 101

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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016·PR 101
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Big CatBig Cat

Robert Griffin III should rebrand himself as 'Bobby Griffin' to save his career

I got a new quarterback. He's this kid from Texas. He went to Baylor. He won a Heisman. His name is Bobby Griffin. Tell me that guy's not electric... I think Bobby Griffin gets the juices flowing in a GM's mind because you just need to repackage yourself. I'm not RG3 anymore. I'm Bobby Griffin.

RG3 did not change his name to Bobby Griffin, though the take is satirical in nature.
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Take Slip·Mar 14, 2016·PR 101
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Big CatBig Cat

I would cut almost any quarterback for 'Bobby Griffin'

If I was the GM of basically any team, except maybe the Patriots and the Packers, I'd cut my quarterback for Bobby Griffin.

Purely satirical and based on a hypothetical name change.