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Ray Romano, Baseball Is Back + Mt Rushmore Of Spoilers

Wednesday, July 20, 202215 takes

Baseball is back after a very fun All Star Game. We have a few old man takes about the Home Run Derby. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Elon Musk's gross body and Everest Equivalent mountain climbing. (-) Ray Romano joins the show to talk about his career, the Jets, breaking news to him about Zach Wilson and tons more. (-) Mt Rushmore of Spoilers + Guys on chicks. (-)

Ray Romano on the Jets, All-Star Old Man Takes, and Spoilers

Baseball is back, and while the All-Star Game provided some much-needed summer sports fuel, it also triggered a wave of old man takes from Big Cat and PFT. The guys appreciated the pageantry of Dodger Stadium, but the format and the aesthetics left some room for improvement. PFT noted that every fan eventually moves through a specific emotional cycle regarding the Midsummer Classic.

Void
Jul 20, 2022
#28709
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Everyone goes through a natural life cycle of loving, hating, then enjoying the All-Star Game again

You go through a natural life cycle with the all star game where, when you're a kid, it's the most magical day of the summer. ... And then you get older and you're in your twenties and you're like, oh, the all star game sucks. ... But then you get a little bit older and then you're like, you know what? This is kind of fun.

Subjective theory on personal enjoyment levels over time.

Big Cat was particularly annoyed by the lack of team identity on the field. The tradition of players wearing their own home and road threads is what makes the game unique, but MLB decided to lean into the monochromatic jersey trend this year.

Void
Jul 20, 2022
#16209
Big CatBig Cat

MLB players should wear their own team jerseys during the All-Star Game

My second take is... the jerseys. I do think it's bullshit. They should wear their own jerseys in the all star game. I don't like these... Everyone's wearing the same color. The cool part of it is like one side wears all road and one side wears all home. That's cool. You get to see all of the jerseys on the field at once.

This is a subjective preference about uniform aesthetics.

Beyond the fashion, the conversation turned to the Home Run Derby. While Julio Rodriguez was a revelation, the actual viewing experience was a bit of a mess. The clock-based format creates a flurry of dingers that makes it impossible to actually track the ball's flight or appreciate the distance of a massive blast.

Void
Jul 20, 2022
#16214
Big CatBig Cat

The Home Run Derby should return to the 10-outs format instead of using a clock

My third old man take is I wish the homerun Derby went back to 10 outs. Because they took the simplest thing in sports, which is big man, standup plate, mashed dogs. And we not... the most simple part is we get to watch dogs. Yeah. We get to watch the dingers land... Now, it's just chaos. There's three balls in the air at the same time. It's hard to keep up with.

Subjective preference for a competition format.

Ray Romano on the Jets and Zach Wilson

Ray Romano joined the program to talk about his career, but the conversation quickly shifted to his long-suffering fandom of the New York Jets. Big Cat had to break the news to Ray regarding the current internet rumors surrounding Zach Wilson and his alleged off-field exploits. Ray took the news like a champ, immediately seeing the silver lining for his young quarterback.

Void
Jul 20, 2022
#16225
Ray RomanoRay Romano

Zach Wilson's alleged off-field drama gives him a 'coolness' he lacked as a rookie

So it's, it's good because it, it, it gives him some CRA some coolness. ... I like him. Even if, even if he was a Virgin, I would like him. I just want him to, I just want him to play well, man. ... Especially now that I heard about the quarterback.

The 'coolness' factor is subjective to fans and teammates.

Beyond the Jets talk, Ray reflected on his time working with Martin Scorsese on *Vinyl* and *The Irishman*. He revealed that Scorsese actually had no idea who he was when he first cast him, which worked in Ray's favor as it prevented the director from only seeing him as Raymond Barone. He also shared a great story about filming a threesome scene for HBO and how his wife got the ultimate verbal jab in after he finished a day of work.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a deep dive into the "Everest equivalent" mountain climbing trend. A former Packers executive bragged about climbing a hill in Utah that added up to the elevation of Everest, which the guys correctly identified as total nonsense. Billy Football pointed out that the actual Everest has become such a tourist trap that the prestige is fading anyway.

Void
Billy FootballBilly Football

Climbing Mount Everest is now effectively 'glamping'

Everest is also kind of glamping nowadays. No, I mean, but that actually makes it worse for him because Everest is not even cool anymore. Everyone climbs Everest. I remember when Everest was like, oh, don't climb Everest. You'll fucking die. Now everyone fucking climbs Everest. There's like huge lines. Yep.

While commercialization is high, it remains extremely dangerous. This is a subjective valuation of the difficulty.

On the flip side, the guys discussed the legal drama in Delaware. PFT remains convinced that the state is essentially a giant filing cabinet with a couple of beach towns attached, existing purely for corporations to dodge reality.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Delaware is essentially just a file cabinet for corporations with nothing else of value in the state

We need to figure out what the fuck is going on in Delaware. It's America's file cabinet. ... Delaware has so much business that runs through it. Everything. And there's absolutely nothing inside that state with the exception of like two decent beach towns.

Subjective assessment of a state's value and purpose.

Mount Rushmore of Spoilers

The episode wrapped up with a highly contentious Mount Rushmore of Spoilers. The draft covered everything from iconic movie twists to major sports letdowns. Big Cat used his final pick to go for the ultimate long-term spoiler, predicting a Super Bowl victory for the Green Bay Packers that surely won't annoy any of the listeners.

Loss
Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers will win the 2023 Super Bowl

The green bay Packers won the 20, 23 super bowl. Congrats. Aaron Rodgers super bowl MVP. Yep. He did it. So when that happens, you guys all remember that it was team cat com that picked that.

The Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl LVII (2023). The Packers did not make the playoffs.

They also looked back at the college basketball landscape, noting how North Carolina effectively ended a legendary coaching career in the most painful way possible.

Win
Big CatBig Cat

The 2022 North Carolina Tar Heels are the ultimate spoiler team for ruining Coach K's legacy

The North Carolina tar heels? 20, 22 were spoiler. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Spoiled coach K. Yep. Spoiled his entire legacy.

UNC did indeed defeat Duke in Coach K's final Final Four appearance, effectively 'spoiling' the fairy tale ending.

Make sure to tell your father about Zach Wilson's dog today.

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More Takes

Void
Jul 20, 2022
#28708
Big CatBig Cat

The MLB mic'd up pitcher/catcher segments are actually cool and enhance the broadcast

The mic'd up catcher pitcher thing was fucking cool. The mic'd up players were awesome. Like good job.

This is a subjective opinion on broadcast quality.
Void
Jul 20, 2022
#16212
Big CatBig Cat

The MLB All-Star Game should still decide home-field advantage in the World Series

My second take is... now this one's gonna get hated on, but I kind of sort of wish the all star game still decided home field advantage in the world series. I like it. It was one of those rules that was objectively unfair... but it still was kind of fun.

Subjective opinion on game rules.
Void
Jul 20, 2022
#28710
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

All-Star Game winners should have a year taken off their contract to get closer to free agency

My idea for the pro bowl, which could be switched over to the all star game too, is that the winning team, the players on, on that team, they get a year taken off their contract where they can get closer free agency. I like that if they want it.

This is a policy suggestion that has not been implemented.
Void
Jul 20, 2022
#16215
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The MLB Home Run Derby was rigged for Albert Pujols

MLB homerun, Derby rigged. Big time. One of Albert Pujols' home runs should not have counted. He also, his pitcher had not even started his wind up when the clock hit zero and then Schwarber may or may not have had dinger taken off the board because they couldn't keep track of all the balls in the air.

While there were timing issues noted by viewers, there is no official proof of a 'rigged' outcome.
Win
Jul 20, 2022
#16217
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Judge will hit 62 home runs this season

We need Aaron judge to hit 62 home runs. Yep. That's what will keep our attention going. He's got 33 at the Allstar break. So come on.

In 2022, Aaron Judge went on to hit exactly 62 home runs, setting the American League record.
Push
Big CatBig Cat

The mob deserves a better reputation because they built Las Vegas

The mob, shout out the mob. Mob gets a bad rep. They built Las Vegas for us. That's a fact. Say what you will about the mob. They built Las Vegas. Okay.

Hot TakeLifeHotSarcastic
The mob's historical role in developing Las Vegas is well-documented, though the 'bad rep' being undeserved is an opinion.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

I would rather fall into a volcano than have to deal with the Apple Store

I would rather fall in a volcano than have to deal with the apple store. That's a fact.

Hyperbolic personal preference.

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