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Rickie Fowler And Smylie Kaufman
National Championship recap, what's next for Nick Saban ( - ). Bachelor Recap by guys that don't watch the Bachelor ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). PGA Tour Golfers Smylie Kaufman and Rickie Fowler join the show to talk about golf ettiequte, spring break, is Tiger back, and who they hate the most on tour ( - ). Segments include PR 101 for Derrick Rose, Stay Classy, Connect the Dots David Ortiz, As A White Guy, Put on in his earhole, and that's enough internet for today.
Recap
PFT CommenterLane Kiffin was happy to see Alabama lose the National Championship
The second you move on from [a relationship], there's a small part of you that will always love to see bad things happen to that person... And Lane Kiffin is, by all accounts, a much bigger dick than normal people. So you have to believe that he was popping bottles.
Fair Or Not
Big CatAlabama recruits should be upgraded from Dodge Chargers to Mercedes
Fair or not, Nick Saban should stop giving everyone, all his recruits, Dodge Chargers... Maybe upgrade them to the Mercedes, the new Mercedes, please.
PFT CommenterAlabama will vote Democrat in the next election because of the football loss
Fair or not, Nick Saban hasn't won a national title since Trump got elected... as we've learned, could be some funny business if your team doesn't do so well in Alabama. Therefore, look for Alabama to vote Democrat next election cycle.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatYahoo's name change to Altaba is a brilliant way to hide from the public eye
I have Yahoo on my cool throne because the best way to secretly get out of the public eye is just have a vaguely foreign sounding company by you and change your name. And just claim that your entire company was satire.
Interview
Smylie KaufmanTiger Woods is officially back
I think he's back. Actually, being that I practiced with him and play with him before and before the Ryder Cup and leading up to the Bahamas, he kept looking better and better.
Rickie FowlerBubba Watson is the biggest dickhead on the PGA Tour
We'll give it to [Bubba Watson] just for fun. He's one of my best friends, but... Just for fun, Bubba Watson's the biggest dick on tour. Got it.
Pr 101
Connect The Dots
Big CatDavid Ortiz will return to the MLB in the summer of 2017
I agree with Hank. What do you think? Like mid season? You think he's going to come for the whole season? Summer. He'll take the cold months off and come back.
Put One In His Earhole
PFT CommenterTony Siragusa is a closeted actor
It sounds to me like he's [Tony Siragusa] got some pent-up latent actor tendencies. It's like homophobes are usually, secretly, they have homosexual tendencies. So it sounds like Tony's just a closeted actor. A closeted thespian.