"Alabama will vote Democrat in the next election because of the football loss" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 11, 2017·Fair Or Not

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Alabama will vote Democrat in the next election because of the football loss

Fair or not, Nick Saban hasn't won a national title since Trump got elected... as we've learned, could be some funny business if your team doesn't do so well in Alabama. Therefore, look for Alabama to vote Democrat next election cycle.

Prediction Politics ScorchingSarcastic

Alabama remained a Republican stronghold in 2020.

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Take Slip·Jan 11, 2017

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PFT Commenter

Lane Kiffin was happy to see Alabama lose the National Championship because humans love to see bad things happen to their exes

The second you move on from [a relationship], there's a small part of you that will always love to see bad things happen to that person... And Lane Kiffin is, by all accounts, a much bigger dick than normal people. So you have to believe that he was popping bottles.

Opinion CFB Medium Subjective

Kiffin's internal state is subjective, but his social media activity often suggests he enjoys Bama's struggles.

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Take Slip·Jan 11, 2017·Fair Or Not

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Big Cat

Alabama recruits should be upgraded from Dodge Chargers to Mercedes

Fair or not, Nick Saban should stop giving everyone, all his recruits, Dodge Chargers... Maybe upgrade them to the Mercedes, the new Mercedes, please.

Hot Take CFB Hot SubjectiveSarcastic

Recruiting violations regarding cars are often alleged but rarely proven to the extent of a fleet of Mercedes; this is a joke about NIL-era before NIL existed.

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Take Slip·Jan 11, 2017·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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Big Cat

Yahoo's name change to Altaba is a brilliant way to hide from the public eye

I have Yahoo on my cool throne because the best way to secretly get out of the public eye is just have a vaguely foreign sounding company by you and change your name. And just claim that your entire company was satire.

Opinion Business Medium

The Altaba name change did occur following the Verizon acquisition of Yahoo's core assets, but it was a holding company for Alibaba shares, not a PR stunt to claim the business was satire.