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SB 50 Champion Von Miller

Friday, March 9, 201812 takes

Duke is going to win the National Title so forget even watching March Madness this year (-). In honor of National Women's Day we explain all the great things we've done for women (you're welcome, also sup). Brain Dump Friday and NFL Trades (-). Super Bowl 50 Champion Von Miller joins the show to talk about Kirk Cousins recruiting, what the offseason looks like for a veteran, why he doesn't go by the name Vonnie, and whether or not he mouth kisses his Dad (-). Segments include Locker Room Talk for the KC Royals (-), Sabermetrics for D-Rose (-), Olympic Update Holland Fucks, and Roasts read by Bubba because Uncle Chaps has diarrhea (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

The Duke Blue Devils will win the national championship

The Duke Blue Devils are going to win the national championship. All right. And this isn't a reverse jinx. I know you're thinking, Big Cat, you hate Duke... No, no, no. They're definitely going to win the national championship. You heard it here first. It's done. They shouldn't even play it.

Duke lost to Kansas in the Elite Eight of the 2018 tournament; Villanova went on to win the championship.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Villanova will lose to Duke in the national championship in overtime

I think that Villanova is going to lose in the national championship to Duke in overtime.

Villanova won the title, and Duke was eliminated in the Elite Eight. They never met in the championship.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

Oklahoma is out of the NCAA tournament

Oklahoma, they're out. Out. They're out. I was just thinking that today.

Oklahoma actually made the 2018 NCAA Tournament as a 10-seed despite a late-season collapse.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks will miss the playoffs for the first time in seven years

The Seahawks are going to miss the playoff for the first time in like seven years. Because they have no backfield anymore.

The Seahawks made the playoffs in the 2018 season as a Wild Card with a 10-6 record.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 49ers are going to be trash next year

49ers are going to be trash. That's my hot take. I think window is closed. No more glory hole.

The 49ers finished the 2018 season 4-12, largely due to Jimmy Garoppolo tearing his ACL early in the year.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson is a top seven quarterback

Russ Wilson is still, I don't want to get in the offseason elite question, but I would say he's top seven quarterback.

Wilson was a Pro Bowler in 2018 and widely considered a top-tier QB by nearly all metrics.

Interview

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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

Johnny Manziel's football comeback is for real

I talk to Johnny [Manziel] once a week, and I truly believe, like, you know, this is it. You know, it's a whole comeback season movement is a great movement... Nothing would be doper to see Johnny come back to the National Football League and just tear stuff up.

Manziel played in the CFL and AAF in 2018-2019 but never returned to the NFL.
Loss
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

Kirk Cousins is the perfect fit for the Denver Broncos

I just feel like Denver is just a perfect fit for Kirk [Cousins]. Not only just from my point of view, but if you just sit down and you look at it, it really doesn't get any better than that.

Cousins chose to sign with the Minnesota Vikings shortly after this interview.
Open
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

I have about 10 years left in the NFL

I probably got, like, 10 more [years]... I probably got, like, six or, like, seven, like, real years in me. Then the last three, I just steal. Just go to, like, just pass rush on third down.

As of the mid-2020s, Miller is still active and playing at a high level, making his 10-year goal seem plausible.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

Shaquem Griffin will translate successfully to the NFL

He's already proven that he can play. He's been playing football his whole entire life... He already has the measurables. He's already shown that he's gonna play that is gonna translate over into the National Football League... you definitely want a guy like that on your team.

Griffin was drafted by the Seahawks and played four seasons in the NFL as a rotational linebacker and special teams standout.
Void
Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

Russell Wilson is the hardest quarterback to play against

Probably Russell Wilson... Just because he just breaks up the plays and you never get a hand on him? Yeah, he don't get tired, man. He run left, right, left, right... with Russell Wilson, he's trying to take the distance every single time.

Miller's personal experience makes this a definitive subjective truth.
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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2018
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Von MillerVon Miller

Every state in the US will eventually legalize marijuana

Every state is going to be legalized. It's just a matter of time.

Legalization has spread to dozens of states since 2018, though it is not yet universal or federal.