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Shane Victorino, Open Championship Preview W/ Shane Bacon, Kyle Schwarber Wins The First Ever Swing Off, Mt Rushmore Of Things People Don't Care About

Wednesday, July 16, 202522 takes

Kyle Schwaber wins the first ever ASG swing off and it was awesome. People were mad that Ohtani and Judge left the field early to get back home (-). Big Dumper wins the HR Derby that continues to be broken (-). Terry McLaurin is still a commander and PFT is not worried at all (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul George injured again, and Zac gets a gift from the Bucs (-). Mt Rushmore of things people dont care about (-). Shane Victorino joins the show to talk about his career, growing up in Hawaii, being an all energy guy, getting hit by a car as a kid and Max asks him a question and totally blows it (-). Shane Bacon joins the show to talk Open Championship and give us some picks for the last major of the year (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).

Shane Victorino on Phillies vs. Red Sox and Open Championship Preview

The MLB All-Star Game gave us something we’ve actually wanted for years: a reason to stay tuned until the very end. The debut of the swing-off saw Kyle Schwarber absolutely dismantle the American League, reminding everyone why he is the premier power hitter in the sport today. Big Cat couldn't hide his affection for the Phillies' slugger after he turned the tie-breaker into a personal batting practice session.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19174
Big CatBig Cat

Kyle Schwarber is the greatest home run hitter in the game

Kyle Schwarber is the man. What a monster. Three swings, three dongs, three no-doubters. He hit three home runs in three swings, absolute monsters. He's the best. I fucking love him forever.

This take is subjective as 'the best' is an opinion, though Schwarber did win the hypothetical swing-off in the transcript context.

While Schwarber was busy launched moonshots, fans noticed a few notable absences from the field. Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani were reportedly already eyeing the exits before the final outs, which led PFT to question the leadership qualities of the Yankees' captain. PFT’s solution to the All-Star excitement gap is simple: more swing-offs in every facet of life.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19176
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Every baseball game should be decided by a swing-off

I like the swing off. The end of game is great. I want everything decided by swing offs now. Regular season baseball games swing off... child custody hearings swing off.

Clearly a satirical suggestion for MLB and legal reform.

Despite the thrilling finish to the game itself, the Home Run Derby continues to be a source of frustration for Big Cat. Between the confusing clock and the inability to see where the ball actually lands before the next pitch is thrown, the guys are calling for a return to the classic format.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#28115
Big CatBig Cat

The Home Run Derby format is broken and needs to return to 10 outs per round

The Home Run Derby sucks anyway. We forget every single year, then we're like, 'Oh yeah, you can't actually see the home runs land and the next swing happen at the same time.' I hate the time. Just go back to 10 outs. Make it simple. It's so easy. It was such a 'not broken, don't fix it' situation. 10 outs. Just do it every time. They just got cute with it.

This is a matter of fan preference regarding sports broadcasting and tournament format.

The El Camino Bet and Philly Panic

PFT is standing firm on the Terry McLaurin contract situation in D.C., even as rumors swirl about the wide receiver’s frustration. He’s so confident that "Scary Terry" remains a Commander that he’s putting his most prized possession on the line in a bet with Max.

Open
Jul 16, 2025
#19178
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I 125% guarantee Terry McLaurin stays with the Commanders and I will bet my El Camino on it

Terry's coming. Terry's coming. One hundred ten percent. I put my credibility on the line... 125% guarantee it's gonna get done. Max, I'll give you my El Camino if Terry McLaurin goes somewhere else.

Depends on Terry McLaurin's contract resolution or trade status before the 2026 season.

Meanwhile, the vibes in Philadelphia have shifted from All-Star high to preseason dread. Paul George is already dealing with a knee injury before the games even count, leading Max to jump to some dark conclusions about PG's legacy in the City of Brotherly Love.

Open
MaxMax

Paul George will be the biggest bust in Philadelphia sports history

Paul George, Playoff P, Pre-season P has injured himself again... he's probably gonna go down as the biggest bust in Philly history. Him and Andrew Bynum... Ben Simmons... Markelle Fultz. Playoff P is in the running right now for biggest bust.

Paul George's 'bust' status will depend on his availability and performance over the course of his 76ers contract.

The Flying Hawaiian Shane Victorino

Two-time World Series champion Shane Victorino joined the show to discuss his legendary career, and he didn't hold back on why his title in Philadelphia hits different than the one he won with the Red Sox. The energy he brought to the diamond was a byproduct of his ADHD, a trait he says helped him stay locked into the "chess match" of Big League ball.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19185
Shane VictorinoShane Victorino

Winning a World Series in Philadelphia is more special than in Boston

What separates the two for me was... there's not many championships in the city of Philadelphia. In the city of Boston, it's pretty different. That's what makes Philadelphia to me a little bit more special. You have a love and a passion for their sports, but I feel like [Philly fans] act differently about it because they don't have many.

Emotional significance is inherently subjective.

Victorino also weighed in on the eternal debate of which sport is the most difficult to master. While he grew up a standout soccer player and track star, he insists that nothing compares to the terror and skill required to stand in a batter's box against elite pitching.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#28120
Shane VictorinoShane Victorino

Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in all of sports

Baseball's the hardest thing to do in the world. I mean, I don't care, golf's hard... but if I tell you, 'Hey, let's go down to the park and let me throw an 80 mile an hour fastball at you, and throw the first one at your head,' that's part of the game. And you'll never want to step back in. So that's the hardest.

The 'hardest sport' debate is a classic, unresolvable argument among sports fans and athletes.

He recalled facing a young Stephen Strasburg and realizing immediately that the scouting reports didn't do the Nationals' ace justice. To Shane, Strasburg at his peak was simply on another planet.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19186
Shane VictorinoShane Victorino

Stephen Strasburg at his peak was the filthiest pitcher I ever faced

Steven Strasburg, when he first came to the big leagues... he made his debut against us. He threw a hundred and you just threw me two off speed pitches in a three-two count... I was like, bro, like this dude is not real. His first five years... it was a joke. It wasn't fun.

A professional hitter's personal experience is subjective but authoritative.

Open Championship Preview with Shane Bacon

Shane Bacon stopped by to get everyone ready for Royal Portrush. The conversation centered on the unique challenges of links golf and why the world’s best player, Scottie Scheffler, sometimes finds himself fighting the course rather than playing it.

Loss
Jul 16, 2025
#19188
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Scottie Scheffler struggles at the Open because he wants a fair golf course

Scotty does not like it when it's quote unquote unfair. I mean that is the one weird thing about Scotty, like he wants a great shot rewarded and that's just not what links golf's about. This is the one he has not played great at. For Scotty it's trying to lean a little bit more into that world versus 'why is it in that pot bunker?'

Scottie Scheffler dominated the 2025 Open at Royal Portrush, winning by 4 shots at 17-under par. He thrived at links golf, contrary to this prediction.

Bacon also provided a stinging but accurate comparison for Tommy Fleetwood, the fan-favorite who always seems to be in the hunt but can't quite pull across the finish line on Sundays.

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19187
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Tommy Fleetwood is the 'Gonzaga' of professional golf

I kind of feel like Tommy Fleetwood's Gonzaga basketball is kind of my call. Very good, very talented number one seed a lot of the time... obviously has the talent on the floor but doesn't get it done. That's kind of who Tommy Fleetwood has become... do it now or you're never gonna get it done.

The comparison is a matter of opinion, but it accurately reflects Fleetwood's career narrative.

Mount Rushmore of Things People Don't Care About

The episode wrapped up with a highly contentious Mount Rushmore of things that absolutely nobody wants to hear about. While things like concert videos and workout selfies made the cut, Big Cat led the charge with a universal truth that every sports fan needs to hear: keep your fantasy team to yourself.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Nobody cares about your fantasy football team

The first pick [for Mount Rushmore of things people don't care about], we will take your fantasy team. Don't care about your fantasy team. It's a good pick. When I say it to someone, I'm like, this is the most boring thing I could possibly tell someone.

While broadly true in popular sports culture, it's a social opinion that can't be objectively proven.

Make sure to check the mail this week, unless you’re like the guys and realized that physical envelopes are a relic of a bygone era that we definitely don't care about.

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More Takes

Void
Jul 16, 2025
#19175
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Judge showed bad leadership by leaving the All-Star Game early

Bad leadership by Aaron Judge at the All Star Game. [Ohtani and Judge] were probably on a plane... it did feel like the National League manager was trying to win harder than the American League manager.

The concept of 'leadership' in an exhibition game is inherently subjective.
Open
Jul 16, 2025
#19177
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

James Wood will be the future face of the MLB

James Wood... many are saying [he is the] future face of this league.

James Wood's status as the 'face of the league' is a long-term projection that will take years to evaluate.
Push
Jul 16, 2025
#28116
MaxMax

Jayden Daniels is already a top five quarterback in the NFL

You know what, Jayden Daniels doesn't even need Terry McLaurin, he's still a top five [QB]. You could put Jayden Daniels out with any receiving corps in the NFL, he's a top five quarterback.

By July 2025, Jayden Daniels had a historically great rookie season (OROY) and led the Commanders to the playoffs, but ranking him as a consensus 'top five' QB remains a bold, debatable take.
Void
Jul 16, 2025
#28117
Big CatBig Cat

George Kittle and Kyle Long are the two athletes most likely to accidentally injure you during horseplay

The two guys that I will always say that, when you are around them, whether it be drinking or just being around them and you're worried about maybe a little bit of wrestling and horseplay that will get you very, very injured: it's George Kittle and Kyle Long. Both those guys, I'm just like, I'm always just kind of ready to be tackled and have all my insides ripped up.

Subjective based on Big Cat's personal experience and the reputations of the athletes involved.
Open
Jul 16, 2025
#19179
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James desperately wants to return to the Cleveland Cavaliers

LeBron's getting a little desperate. Did you guys see the latest? Kobe Altman, the president of the Cleveland Cavaliers, got a contract extension and LeBron James quote tweeted it... He wants to be a Cav so bad.

LeBron's internal desires are subjective, but a return to Cleveland would validate the spirit of the take.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If LeBron James wins a title in Cleveland this year, it doesn't count

If he does go to the Cavs and the Cavs win in an East that is beyond depleted this year, we need to just already say this. That doesn't count. The Pacers are out of it, the Bucks are probably out of it. Coward move if he wins a title with the Cavs.

The validity of a championship is entirely a matter of sports-talk opinion.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

High school football players should be paid

We've been complaining to the NCAA you gotta pay the players. We might have to just switch up to high school football now. You gotta pay the players. Pay these guys. Pay the high school players... babies should get paid.

Social/economic policy for high school sports is a matter of opinion.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Conor McGregor leaked his own nude photos on purpose

Conor McGregor, I'm starting to think he might not be a good guy... maybe he was trying to get his dick out. That was like, 'cause you can't leak it yourself. So he was just doing this on purpose to be like, I want to just let everyone know that there's my penis.

Motivation behind a celebrity scandal is impossible to verify.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

The Buccaneers' 1976 throwback uniforms are top-tier and should move them up the jersey rankings

Inside this box is an early look at the modern nod to the original 1976 jersey... That thing is awesome. Those are crispy. No, those are crispy. They look great. I mean, that's hot. I know you guys were ranking jerseys the other day, I mean this has to get—we gotta go up the ladder.

Jersey rankings and aesthetic preferences are entirely subjective.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Nobody cares about the NBA All-Star Game

NBA All Star Game. Do not care. Do not care at all. Fun to complain about, but it's just, it's the do not care at all. No one cares.

Public apathy is subjective but widely supported by ratings and discourse.
Void
Jul 16, 2025
#28121
Shane BaconShane Bacon

The US Open and PGA Championship have turned into 'bomb it' golf courses that prioritize driving distance too much

The US Open was never a 'you have to bomb it' kind of golf course. It's kind of turned into that a little bit, which I think is a bit of a bummer. It just feels like you have to hit driver far to contend to win a US Open. The PGA is very much like that. Augusta's like that as well. You think about the majors, and they all lean on the driver, hit it as far as possible. That's not the case at the Open [Championship].

Statistical trends in modern golf support the increased importance of driving distance, though the 'bummer' aspect is an opinion.

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