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Super Bowl 60, Seahawks Dominant Win, Sam Darnold SB Winner, Hank's Recap From Santa Clara And Soggy Sorrows + Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, February 9, 202614 takes

Super Bowl 60 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (-). We then recap the game, get Hank's recap from the game and have question time with Hank about what went wrong and the future (-). He also makes good on his Soggy Sorrows (-). We talk more about this Seahawks team (-) and finish the show with Who's back of the week and Duke back to being Duke (-). Plus a brand new lottery ball machine.

Recap

Win
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026
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Big CatBig Cat

Sam Darnold's performance in the NFC Championship game was his defining moment as a quarterback.

The way he [Sam Darnold] won the NFC championship game cannot be forgotten because that was probably the Super Bowl... that was his defining win as a quarterback in terms of how he played. He played a perfect game.

Sam Darnold won Super Bowl 60 in this fictional timeline, and his NFC championship win is treated as the pivotal moment for his legacy.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The valuation of the Seahawks franchise will skyrocket now that they have won a Super Bowl.

I'm very happy for the current ownership group who will now get to put up for sale a Super Bowl champion team. Price of the bag just went up for the Seahawks. Big time.

Seahawks are Super Bowl champions in this timeline. The sale price would naturally increase.

Hank Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Hank Recap
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HankHank

The Patriots would have won Super Bowl 60 if the Cooper Kupp bobble had been challenged and overturned.

I don't know why they didn't challenge that in real time. That was like, that's a bobble. And then it was clearly was a bobble. If he didn't, if they didn't, if they reviewed it and it gets overturned, they didn't even get a field goal... I think we win. [Sliding doors effect].

The Patriots lost 29-13; it is highly unlikely one overturned catch in the first half changes a three-possession game.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Hank Recap
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HankHank

The Bad Bunny halftime show was so bad it ruined my interest in international football forever.

That halftime performance was so bad. I might have changed my stance on international football forever... It was horrible. I was watching it and I was like, this is, who is this for? This is America. This is a fucking Super Bowl.

Subjective opinion on music/performance; impossible to factually verify if it ruined his stance forever.

Question Time

Win
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Question Time
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I lost a $40,000 bet on the Patriots money line in Super Bowl 60.

I did lose $40,000 today. Yeah, it's a lot of money. Dude, that's a car. I could get a sick car with $40,000. I could get a new El Camino with that.

The Patriots lost, and PFT claimed he bet on them. Within the context of the show, he lost.

Seahawks Deep Dive

Win
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Seahawks Deep Dive
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Big CatBig Cat

Mike McDonald is a defensive wizard who has swung the NFL back toward defensive-minded head coaches.

Mike McDonald is a defensive wizard... For a league that is going in one direction in terms of offensive head coaches, he has completely swung it back and being like, I can scheme up a game. I can have a game plan ready to go.

McDonald won a Super Bowl in this timeline, validating the 'wizard' label.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Seahawks Deep Dive
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kenneth Walker will receive a massive contract following his Super Bowl MVP performance.

Kenneth Walker cat's out of the bag. He is going to get paid like a motherfucker. And when he was splitting carries with Charbonnet... guess what? He's a pretty fucking good bell cow back.

Prediction about a future contract negotiation.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Seahawks Deep Dive
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL teams will start keeping struggling quarterbacks longer hoping they become the next Sam Darnold.

You're probably gonna see some teams stick with a quarterback maybe a season or two longer than maybe they should. Because they're like, what if he just becomes Sam Darnold? And what if he gets really good? What if it was our problem to begin with?

Trends in front office behavior are hard to track definitively but observable over time.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Seahawks Deep Dive
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Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars at 20-1 and the 49ers at 17-1 are the most interesting bets for Super Bowl 61.

The two interesting ones. Take your biases aside... I would say the two interesting ones for me would be 49ers 17 to one and Jaguars 20 to one.

Prediction for the outcome of the 2026 NFL season.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Seahawks Deep Dive
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MaxMax

The Chiefs at 15-1 odds to win Super Bowl 61 are an interesting value.

I think Chiefs 15 to one is interesting.

Prediction for the 2026 NFL season.

Who Is Back

Void
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

The current college basketball season is the best in a long time because the top of the rankings is loaded with juggernauts.

This might be the best college basketball season we're having right now in a long, long time. It is so loaded at the top. There are, you go eight deep of teams that feel like they are like juggernauts.

Subjective evaluation of 'best season.'
Void
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

Duke cannot just lose a basketball game; they always have to make it about a larger issue like player safety.

I just love when Duke loses. They can't just lose, they have to make it about something... It has to be something bigger than just basketball. It has to be, you know, teaching kids to become men or unsportsmanlike or this or that or the other. Just lose the fucking game. You lost the game, you choked.

This is a characterization of the program's culture and public statements.
Void
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

NIL has improved the quality of college basketball by keeping talented players in school longer.

I would make the counter argument for basketball specifically the fact that we have NIL and guys get paid. You have some super, super talented guys playing in college basketball now... some guys who are staying a little bit longer 'cause it's, you know, they can make more money playing college basketball.

While talent retention is observable, whether it 'improves' the quality is subjective.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 9, 2026·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

Lindsay Vonn crashes every single time she is hyped up to ski.

I basically, every time they say, Hey, Lindsay Vonn's about to ski... she's gonna crash. I woke up and they were like, Hey Lindsay Vonn competed this morning and she crashed.

Vonn did crash in the race referenced in the episode.