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Travis Kelce, Mt Rushmore Of Red Things And We Catch Up On Baseball

Monday, June 26, 202315 takes

Its officially summer time. We talk some College Baseball championship and then do a quiz of NFL Free Agents on new teams to keep our minds sharp (-). MLB baseball catch up, everyone brings a story line or hot take and we learn a lot of new things (-). Who's back of the week including Russian coups, deep thoughts and Billy dancing at Zach Bryan (-) . We then have Travis Kelce on to talk about his career, how much he loves Patrick Mahomes, billy thinking he runs soft, and Tight End U (-). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Red things and finish with lottery ball (-).

Travis Kelce on Super Bowls, Billy Football’s "Soft" Critique, and Red Things

Summer is officially here, and Big Cat and PFT are keeping the engine running with a massive show featuring two-time Super Bowl champion Travis Kelce. Before getting to the future Hall of Famer, the guys had to address the weekend in sports, specifically Keegan Bradley dominating the Travelers Championship. PFT is convinced that the golfers aren't just getting better; the equipment is making the courses obsolete.

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Jun 26, 2023
#16031
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Modern golf has a serious ball problem because courses are becoming too easy

When I watched Keegan Bradley play, I was like, okay, golf does have a ball problem. Yeah, I mean it, it was an embarrassment to the game of golf. They're making the courses too easy. It's the balls actually, right?

The USGA and R&A eventually did announce a ball rollback plan in late 2023 to address this exact concern.

They also checked in on the College World Series, where Florida absolutely dismantled LSU in Game 2. While the Gators were busy putting up 24 runs, PFT noticed some questionable base-stealing late in the game that might have woken a sleeping giant in the Tigers.

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Jun 26, 2023
#16032
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Florida's decision to steal bases while leading LSU by 15 runs was a mistake that motivated the Tigers

Things got really bad for LSU when, when Florida started to steal bases when they were up by like 15 runs in the seventh inning. That, to me was a mistake by Florida because you gave LSU something to be really pissed off about going into game three... LSU would have way less to fight about I think their confidence would be down going into game three and they wouldn't be angry.

LSU defeated Florida 18-4 in Game 3 to win the title on June 26, 2023.

MLB Mid-Summer Catch Up

With the NFL in its quiet period, the guys took a beat to actually look at a baseball standings page. The biggest takeaway? It is a great year to be a fan of a team that doesn't spend money. Steve Cohen’s Mets are providing endless content for all the wrong reasons, proving that a massive payroll doesn't guarantee anything but a grumpy Buck Showalter.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It currently pays to be cheap in MLB because teams with the highest payrolls are all failing

The Mets fucking suck... everyone's pissed off at [Buck Showalter] and it kind of like speaks to a larger trend in Baseball This year, which is that the teams with the highest payrolls, they are all underperforming. Yeah. So you it pays to be cheap in Major League Baseball.

The 2023 Mets (record payroll) missed the playoffs, as did the Padres. The World Series featured the Rangers (high spend) but also the D-backs (low spend).

While the big spenders struggle, individual stars are carrying the league. Big Cat is fully mesmerized by Luis Arraez and his quest to hit .400, comparing the chase to the home run summers of the late 90s.

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Big CatBig Cat

Luis Arraez chasing a .400 batting average is as electric as a home run chase

Luis Arraez of the Marlins... he was hitting 401 as of Saturday... if he ends up like, I mean hitting 400 would be insane in this day and age. Going down the stretch... those are gonna be electric games to watch. Yes. It'd be still close to 400 every single at bat. That to me is, that to me is almost as good as watching like a home run chase.

Arraez finished with a .354 average. While he didn't reach .400, the chase remained a major storyline through the summer.

Meanwhile, Shohei Ohtani continues to do things that make the guys question if we've ever seen a better athlete in any sport. PFT isn't even hedging anymore—he's ready to call it the greatest season in the history of the game.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Shohei Ohtani is having the greatest baseball season ever and might be the best player to ever live

It's not unfair to say that [Ohtani] is having the best Baseball season in the history of Baseball. And when you look, when you, when you break it down, he might be the best Baseball player to ever step onto a diamond. It's insane.

Ohtani won his second unanimous MVP in 2023 after hitting 44 HRs and posting a 3.14 ERA, widely considered one of the greatest individual seasons in sports history.

Travis Kelce Joins the Show

Travis Kelce sat down with Big Cat and PFT at Tight End U to discuss the Chiefs' dynasty, his connection with Patrick Mahomes, and his transition into the world of podcasting. Kelce was a great sport, even when Billy Football decided to move from the couch to the desk to deliver a critique that most people would be too terrified to say to a 6'5" elite athlete's face.

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Jun 26, 2023
#16041
Billy FootballBilly Football

Travis Kelce 'runs soft' and should try running someone over more often

I just think you could be a little more... you could end a couple of those, like run someone over. You could run a little more physical. He thinks you run soft... I think it's because you can, but you don't and that's what... can you just like run someone over like, like, you know, dude?

Kelce led the NFL in YAC among TEs multiple times and is a first-ballot Hall of Famer. Most analysts view his 'soft' running as elite self-preservation that has led to his longevity.

Kelce laughed off the "soft" comments, admitting he's his own worst critic, but made it clear he isn't finished adding to his trophy case. Despite his burgeoning media career and the success of the New Heights podcast, he still has a specific number of rings in mind before he follows Gronk into retirement.

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Jun 26, 2023
#16042
Travis KelceTravis Kelce

I want to win at least two more Super Bowls before retiring

I would say I would hope for at least two more, man. Okay, two more before I hang them up. I got, I think I got three years left on my contract. And I say I'm gonna do it till the wheels fall off... I would hope for two more man. I hope for two more. There's a guy named Rob Gronkowski, this guy too that I keep getting compared to and I would love to, you know. Yeah. Catch up to him.

Kelce won Super Bowl LVIII in 2024, giving him 3 rings. He needs one more to reach his stated goal of 'two more'.

He also gave some love to the podcasting game, jokingly acknowledging that coming up with fresh content every week is a different kind of grind than running routes in the NFL.

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Jun 26, 2023
#24630
Travis KelceTravis Kelce

Being a podcaster is a harder job than being an NFL player

[Is it more challenging being a podcaster or a football player?] Podcaster. Yeah. Hardest job in the fucking world, dude. Honestly, you keep coming out with content that people want to hear.

This is a satirical take on the relative difficulty of professions.

Who's Back and Mount Rushmore

In a packed Who's Back of the week, Billy Football attempted to break down the geopolitical nuances of the Russian Wagner Group's brief rebellion. In true Billy fashion, he's convinced the entire thing was a coordinated distraction.

Loss
Jun 26, 2023·Who's Back
#16038
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Russian Wagner Group rebellion was a PSYOP intended to dupe Ukraine

It was a PSYOP for the market. There was a PSYOP. Okay, Putin's Gucci. He just did that whole thing to make Ukraine think they could take back Bakhmut and then they're gonna do a pincer move on him... They were able to move troops under the guise that they're doing a coup. And now Ukraine thought they were going to Moscow, but now they're just North [of Bakhmut].

While confusing, the mutiny resulted in the death of Prigozhin months later and significant reorganization of Russian military structures, contradicting the 'fake coup' theory.

To wrap things up, the guys dove into the Mount Rushmore of Red Things. It was a contentious draft, especially when Billy and Jake tried to claim the Coors Light logo is a red thing (it's blue, everyone knows the mountains turn blue). Big Cat and PFT didn't overthink it, grabbing the most essential Sunday afternoon viewing option with the first overall pick.

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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL RedZone channel is the #1 overall pick in a draft of 'Red Things'

Red zone channel... One-one. It is the one-one. There is no other.

Subjective ranking for Mount Rushmore.

Billy also managed to offend the entire halftime entertainment industry by coming after a legend of the unicycle and bowl-balancing arts.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

The 'Red Panda' halftime performer is overrated because she misses too many bowls

Overrated. [Red Panda] messes up a lot... also the red panda isn't even a bear.

The quality of an acrobatic performance is subjective, though Red Panda is widely considered a legend.

Just remember, if the mountains aren't blue, it's not a Coors Light—and if it's not a red solo cup, it's not a real party.

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More Takes

Loss
Jun 26, 2023
#24629
Billy FootballBilly Football

Ezekiel Elliott is going to get 'fat as shit' this off-season while enjoying 'summer vibes'

[Ezekiel Elliott] has been acquired by the summer. Yes, he is. He's playing full-time for summer vibes... he's gonna get fat as shit this off season.

Elliott eventually signed with the Patriots in August and appeared to be in professional playing shape, making this largely incorrect Hyperbole.
Win
Jun 26, 2023
#16033
Big CatBig Cat

I will officially declare Damian Lillard a 'turncoat with no loyalty' the moment he is traded

The only, the only comment I have is when [Lillard] does end up getting traded, I'm just gonna be like, what a turncoat. No loyalty. And just do that and just go, go on that angle. So I I'm I'm just out on the entire storyline as it stands.

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Lillard was eventually traded to the Bucks in September 2023, and the hosts largely played up the irony of his 'loyalty' brand ending.
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

A team that missed the playoffs last year will play in the World Series this year

My take is a team that didn't make the playoffs last year is going to appear in the World Series. We have a lot of new blood. If you look at the standings This year... the Rangers are 47 and 30... and the Diamondbacks are in first place over the Dodgers. So there's gonna be a lot of fresh faces in the playoffs This year.

Both the Rangers and the Diamondbacks missed the playoffs in 2022 and faced each other in the 2023 World Series. This was an incredibly accurate prediction.
Void
Jun 26, 2023·Who's Back
#16040
Billy FootballBilly Football

Zach Bryan is the best musical artist of my generation

Check out Zach Bryan if you haven't. I think he's the best artist of ever. My generation. My generation.

Purely subjective opinion.

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