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US Open Champ Matthew Fitzpatrick, NBA Draft And Mt Rushmore With Joey And Pat From Out And About

Friday, June 24, 202210 takes

The NBA Draft happened and the Pistons are back. We talk about the picks and who we're most excited to watch. (-) Plus Jake is back on the call for PLL this weekend. SCF and the Avalanche have the cup in the building Friday night. (-) Roger Goodell went in front of Congress and Kyrie Irving wants out of Brooklyn. (-) US Open champ Matthew Fitzpatrick joins the show to talk about his incredible victory, screwing us over, what its been like after his big win and tons more. (-) Joey and Pat join us from the Out and About podcast to do the Mt Rushmore of straight things that are low key gay and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week. (-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The Detroit Pistons are back

The Detroit Pistons are back... the main takeaway, I know this sounds crazy to say, but Jaden Ivey falling to five... Jaden Ivey and Cade Cunningham. They're building. You fuck with that. Because let's build. It's that's why Jaden Ivey going to the Detroit, the Pistons are back.

The Pistons have remained one of the worst teams in the NBA since this draft, failing to reach the playoffs or even have a winning season in the years following.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Orlando Magic are five years away from being any good

Paolo Banchero, he went first overall. Credit to coach K for going out on a high note right there. I can never really tell with some of these players, like you go to a team like Orlando, that's just dog shit. To me, they're like probably five years away from being any good.

The Magic actually made the playoffs just two years later (2023-24 season), showing they were much closer than five years away.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

All Duke players from the 2022 draft will be busts

All the Duke guys are going to be a bust. They can't win when it matters most because they lose when all the pressures on them... they did lose in the Final Four. They did send out their Hall of Fame coach out with a loss.

Paolo Banchero won Rookie of the Year and became an All-Star, Mark Williams has shown promise, and while others are role players, calling the entire class 'busts' is already proven wrong by Banchero's success.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Grady Dick will be the first white American drafted first overall since 1977

The guy that's going to break the streak. I'm calling my shot right now. He's going to go to Kansas and his name's Grady Dick... There's no better shooter in this class in McDonald's All-Americans.

Grady Dick was drafted 13th overall by the Toronto Raptors in 2023, not 1st.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Avalanche vs Lightning series is over; the Cup is in the building

I'm pretty excited for my Avalanche bet. I'm feeling comfortable about it because this does feel like a game seven now... This is game seven for the Lightning. And it's a game two for the Avalanche... Are we sure the Lightning are good? Are, do they just have Vasilevskiy... The Avalanche just look like the far fresher, far faster [team].

The Avalanche won the Stanley Cup in 6 games.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Archie Manning's commitment to Texas is final

Archie Manning has made his decision... Texas fans are very excited. I also just took a quick look around the internet and there's a lot of people coping being like, he's not going to play for them. Like you think that you think he that's actually his final decision? I don't know. Yeah. I, yes. I do think it is.

Archie Manning did indeed enroll at Texas and is currently on the roster.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Kevin Durant will stay on the Nets for one more year and leave in 2023

I think KD will be on the Nets this year. And then next year is when he'll be like, I'm out.

Durant stayed for the start of the 22-23 season but was traded to the Phoenix Suns mid-season in February 2023, slightly earlier than 'next year' but in the spirit of the prediction.

Mount Rushmore

Void
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

Jerking off is low-key gay

One, one is jerking off so easily. You're literally touching... Constantly touching it... Looking at it. Caressing it... You look forward to it.

This is a comedic opinion segment and cannot be factually verified.
Void
Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

A quarterback taking snaps under center is low-key gay

Our next pick is a quarterback under center... Pro-style offense. What does that mean? Putting his hands in you basically. The ass. Tom Brady has a very specific way that he likes his center's ass to be... he makes the center put a specific type of towel like in his ass cheeks.

The towel fact is real, but the characterization is satirical.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jun 24, 2022
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Matthew FitzpatrickMatthew Fitzpatrick

Familiarity with Brookline was a massive advantage in the US Open

[Knowing the course] Massive. Yeah. I just feel like, because I had success there before I just felt, I did feel like really confident throughout the whole week. I just felt I was so comfortable where I needed to go... There wasn't one shot out there that I felt intimidated by.

Subjective reflection on a completed victory.