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We're Back In Studio, College Football Playoff Recap, Week 17 In The NFL And Who's Back Of The Week

Wednesday, January 3, 202419 takes

We're back in studio ready to recap all the football we watched the past 5 days. We start with the College Football Playoffs and 2 weird but great games leading up to Washington vs Michigan next Monday Night. We then Talk about every game from Week 17 (-) Cowboys 20, Lions 19 (-) Ravens 56, Dolphins 19 (-) Saints 23, Bucs 13 (-) Rams 26, Giants 25 (-) Colts 23, Raiders 20 (-) Texans 26, Titans 3 (-) 49ers 27, Commanders 10 (-) Bills 27, Patriots 21 (-) Bears 37, Falcons 17 (-) Jaguars 26, Panthers 0 (-) Cardinals 35, Eagles 31 (-) Steelers 30, Seahawks 23 (-) Broncos 16, Chargers 6 (-) Chiefs 25, Bengals 17 (-) Packers 33, Vikings 10 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week. (-)

College Football Playoff Thrillers, Lamar Jackson’s MVP Statement, and the Eagles' Epic Collapse

Big Cat and PFT Commenter are back in studio to ring in the new year with a massive recap of the most chaotic football stretch of the season. Between the College Football Playoff providing two instant classics and Week 17 of the NFL narrowing the field, there was almost too much to digest. Michigan and Washington are headed to the National Championship, and while the Big 10 is technically representing America, it was the individual performances that stole the show.

Michigan Outlasts Bama, Penix Dazzles

The Rose Bowl was a defensive slugfest that turned into an overtime thriller. While Jim Harbaugh and the Wolverines eventually ground out the win, the conversation shifted quickly to how the Crimson Tide looked out of sync for most of the afternoon. Jalen Milroe struggled to find a rhythm against a ferocious Michigan front, and the mistakes on special teams nearly cost Michigan the game.

Win
Jan 3, 2024
#22754
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Milroe played poorly against Michigan, looking like his early-season self

I thought [Jalen] Milroe stunk today. I thought Milroe looked a lot like old Milroe and not new Milroe. It was frustrating if you're an Alabama fan, he couldn't even connect on like a five, six yard pass. Everything looked a little bit outta sorts. Michigan was able to lean on him a little bit.

Milroe struggled significantly in the Rose Bowl loss to Michigan, completing only 63% of passes for 116 yards and getting sacked six times.

In the late game, Michael Penix Jr. put on a clinic against Texas, dropping dimes all over the field in a performance that had PFT Commenter ready to change the entire NFL Draft board. Between Penix's accuracy and the weirdness of the Texas comeback falling just short, the stage is set for an incredible final game.

Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8223
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Michael Penix Jr. should be the first quarterback taken in the NFL Draft

Michael Penix [Jr.] should be the first quarterback taken in the draft. He was so good tonight, I think this might be the best college football performance from a quarterback I've seen in a very long time. He was like going back to Cam Newton.

Penix was not the first QB taken; Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels, and Drake May were all selected before him.

PFT Commenter also noted a specific advantage Penix might have at the next level that most people overlook, specifically regarding the physics of the game.

Void
Jan 3, 2024
#22755
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Lefty quarterbacks are harder for defenses to intercept because the ball's spin is different

Isn't it also harder for defenses to intercept a lefty quarterback? ... The spin of the ball. Safety [struggles to] catch it. They don't think about the fact that it's hard for a safety to catch it.

While often cited by defenders as a nuisance, there is no definitive statistical proof that lefty QBs are fundamentally harder to intercept.

Lions Fucked by the Refs and Mike McCarthy’s Clock

Saturday night gave us a preview of the drama to come when the Lions and Cowboys met in a game defined by a controversial ineligible receiver call. Dan Campbell decided to go for two not once, but three times after penalties moved the ball back and forth. Big Cat defended the aggression, noting that consistency is what makes a coach like Campbell special.

Void
Jan 3, 2024
#8224
Big CatBig Cat

Dan Campbell's aggression is acceptable because it is consistent

I think Dan Campbell, it's crazy to all of us. I don't think it's crazy at all to his players. I think he tells his players before the game, here's the plan. If we're ever in this situation, we're going for two. We're trying to win this game... when Dan Campbell's aggressive and consistently aggressive, I'm all for it.

This is a subjective evaluation of a coaching philosophy.

The game also featured the return of the most debated rule in football when CeeDee Lamb fumbled through the end zone. While most of the internet was crying foul, PFT Commenter stood his ground in defense of the rule.

Void
Jan 3, 2024
#8225
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The fumble-through-the-end-zone touchback rule is a good rule that should not be changed

Everyone out there tweets the same thing. This is the worst rule in sports. Fuck you. It's not, it's actually a great rule. The end zone exists as a special place in football. There's different rules in the end zone... It's an agent of chaos too, which I, I like that little bit of uncertainty when you get down to the goal line.

This is a subjective debate about NFL rule quality.

Despite the win, Big Cat remains convinced that the Cowboys have a ceiling, and that ceiling is shaped exactly like their head coach. Mike McCarthy’s clock management was once again a disaster, nearly gifting the Lions the win before the officiating controversy took over the headlines.

Win
Jan 3, 2024
#8226
Big CatBig Cat

Mike McCarthy is the downfall of the Dallas Cowboys

Mike McCarthy, you have probably the best kicker in football right now... Mike McCarthy used a timeout before the two point conversion. If they get the two point conversion, you have two timeouts... He is so fucking stupid, so fat. He will be the downfall for the Dallas Cowboys.

The Cowboys were eliminated in the first round of the 2023-24 playoffs by the Packers, a loss widely blamed on coaching and preparation.

Lamar Jackson Wraps Up the MVP

The Baltimore Ravens didn't just beat the Miami Dolphins; they sent a message to the rest of the league. Lamar Jackson put up five touchdowns in a performance so dominant that the MVP race is effectively over. Big Cat is ready to crown him, though he notes the stakes have never been higher for Lamar heading into the postseason.

Win
Jan 3, 2024
#8227
Big CatBig Cat

Lamar Jackson has officially secured the 2023 NFL MVP

Ravens 56 Dolphins 19 Ravens. The one seed. This was an ass kicking. Lamar Jackson. MVP. Happy. We can be done with that discussion.

Lamar Jackson won the 2023 NFL MVP award.
Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8228
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens must reach the Super Bowl to satisfy Lamar Jackson's legacy

It does feel though that the Ravens... there's a legacy Playoffs from Lamar Jackson coming up because if they fall short of, I would say they have to get to the Super Bowl. They have to get to the Super Bowl.

The Ravens lost to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game, falling one step short of the Super Bowl.

With the one-seed locked up, the Ravens have the luxury of resting their starters in Week 18. While most teams would struggle with backups, Big Cat thinks Baltimore’s depth might be enough to ruin the Steelers' season anyway.

Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#22756
Big CatBig Cat

Tyler Huntley and the Ravens' backups can beat the Steelers in Week 18 even if the starters rest

I think Tyler Huntley might win that game. I think Tyler Huntley might win that game just because I think they'll rest all their key guys and I think Tyler Huntley might still win that game.

The Steelers beat the Ravens 17-10 in Week 18, with Huntley starting but failing to secure the victory.

The Eagles are Officially Broken

Max joined the show in a state of pure, unadulterated misery after the Eagles blew a lead to the Arizona Cardinals. The vibes in Philadelphia have shifted from Super Bowl favorites to a fan base ready to fire everyone. Max didn't hold back on his evaluation of Nick Sirianni’s job security if things don't turn around immediately in the playoffs.

Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8232
MaxMax

Nick Sirianni should be fired if the Eagles lose in the first round of the playoffs

If they lose in the first round... gone. Gone. I don't know what he does. Shane Steichen going on and doing what he's doing and then the offense looking what it is without him is insane. Like he has to be gone.

The Eagles did lose in the first round to the Bucs, but Nick Sirianni was retained as head coach.

While Max is in the depths of despair, Big Cat is high on life after the Bears' dominant win over the Falcons. He’s seen enough to know that the trajectory in Chicago is pointing straight up, comparing their late-season surge to what we saw from Detroit a year ago.

Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8230
Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Bears are building a winner identical to the 2022 Detroit Lions

The Bears are building something. I don't care what people say. I know people are gonna trash me. The Bears are building something. They're basically identical to what the Lions did last year and the fact that they almost made the Playoffs... Justin Fields. We're keeping Justin Fields. We're taking all the picks.

The Bears did not keep Justin Fields, trading him to the Steelers in March 2024 to draft Caleb Williams.
Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8231
Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Bears will be a good football team in 2024

The Bears are going to be good in 2024. I'm saying it right now. This team is playing fucking good football. Justin Fields looks good... I don't care that this might be a terrible soundbite for me next year, but I'm saying it right now and I believe it.

The Bears went 5-12 in 2024. They were not a good football team, despite Big Cat's prediction.

Before heading out, the guys looked ahead to a Week 18 that features a "win and get in" matchup between the Texans and Colts, plus a massive Sunday Night Football game for the AFC East title. Between Shane Steichen’s Coach of the Year resume and the Chiefs potentially playing the underdog card, the playoffs are going to be a bloodbath.

Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8229
Big CatBig Cat

Shane Steichen is the 2023 NFL Coach of the Year

Shane Steichen should be Coach of the Year. He's got my vote. He's had my vote for a while. Colts were over under six and a half wins. They're now gonna play for a win and get in.

Kevin Stefanski won the Coach of the Year award; Steichen finished in a tie for third in voting.
Win
Jan 3, 2024
#8233
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Kansas City Chiefs are dangerous in the playoffs because everyone finally respects them less

I think they might be dangerous. Because I think that this is the one time where the Chiefs actually have the 'nobody believes in us' card that they can play... they will go through a dumpster to find disrespect. Now the entire world is talking shit about them... I think they're very scary in the Playoffs.

The Chiefs went on to win Super Bowl LVIII, beating the 49ers.

If the Bears don't draft a quarterback, at least we know PFT Commenter is ready to embrace a new era of Steamboat Willie merch.

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Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#22757
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Carter will win NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year

Jalen Carter's gonna win [Defensive Rookie of the Year]. He is a record man. Jalen Carter's gonna win.

Will Anderson Jr. of the Texans won the award; Carter finished second in voting.
Win
Jan 3, 2024
#22758
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders will most likely draft a quarterback with their high 2024 draft pick

We will most likely be taking a quarterback... I want a brand new slate of everything. I'm talking I want—we got a new owner. I would like a new head coach, new general manager... new team name.

The Commanders used the #2 overall pick in the 2024 draft to select quarterback Jayden Daniels.
Loss
Jan 3, 2024
#8234
Big CatBig Cat

Kirk Cousins will return to the Minnesota Vikings next season

Is Kirk Cousins gonna come back? I think he's, I would guess that he's gonna come back to the Vikings... He'd probably be okay with taking a pay cut just to avoid the nuisance of having to move your family to a new city.

Kirk Cousins signed a 4-year, $180 million contract with the Atlanta Falcons.
Win
Jan 3, 2024
#22759
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers will make the playoffs as the seven seed while the Jaguars miss out

I'm doing the math right now. If the Steelers win, it would be the Steelers as the seven seed, Jaguars out. ... I think the Jaguars might lose [to the Titans].

This exact scenario occurred: the Jaguars lost to the Titans and the Steelers made the playoffs as the 7th seed.
Win
Jan 3, 2024·Who's Back
#22760
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

PMT should make Steamboat Willie t-shirts now that the character is in the public domain

Mickey Mouse is back because the original Mickey Mouse, Steamboat Willie just entered the public domain, meaning anybody can now use that version of Mickey Mouse in designs. So we should make a T-shirt. We should make Pardon My Take Mickey Mouse shirts.

Steamboat Willie did enter the public domain on Jan 1, 2024, and PMT/Barstool released related merch shortly after.

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