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Will Compton, Comedian Sam Morril, Mt Rushmore Of Orange Things And The Finale Of Barstool Summer Camp

Friday, August 23, 202418 takes

Barstool Summer Camp is coming to a close and we’re all gassed after our aquatics showing Wednesday. We read some headlines in what may be the slowest sports week of the year (-). Mt Rushmore of Orange things and a possible voter tampering issue (-). Will Compton joins the show (sober this time) to finally find out if anyone hates JJ Redick, college football, is this the year for Nebraska and some funny stories from his playing days (-). Sam Morril joins the show in studio to talk comedy, the Knicks, bombing on purpose on morning talk shows and more (-). We finish with Fyre fest of the week (-).

Will Compton and Sam Morril on College Football, Knicks, and Summer Camp

The finale of Barstool Summer Camp has arrived, and the physical toll is finally setting in. Big Cat and PFT are feeling the burn from a week of swimming relays and trampoline ball, but they aren't letting the soreness stop them from claiming absolute dominance in the podcasting pool. If there was a podcast Olympics, PFT is confident the hardware would be coming back to the office.

Void
Aug 23, 2024
#24903
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The PMT crew would beat any other podcast in a swimming relay

I think as a podcast though, we could beat pretty much any other podcast in a swimming relay. We showed some impressive skills [at Barstool Summer Camp].

This is a hypothetical matchup that likely can't be resolved unless they host a literal podcast swimming meet.

Before the guests arrived, the guys hit the headlines, including the bizarre news that Jeff Bezos might not be buying the Celtics after all. Big Cat isn't buying the reports, mostly because he can't fathom a billionaire of that stature living life without a professional sports franchise to tinker with.

Void
Aug 23, 2024·Headlines
#13984
Big CatBig Cat

If you are ultra-wealthy and don't own a sports team, you're a weirdo

I'm fully supporting Jeff Bezos buying any team because it goes back to my original, my longtime take that if you're that rich and you don't own a sports team, you're a fucking weirdo.

Subjective opinion on the lifestyle of billionaires.

While the reports say Bezos is out, PFT is convinced the Amazon founder is just playing the long game. It makes too much sense for him to grab a team that's already a proven winner rather than trying to build from the ground up.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024
#24904
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jeff Bezos is still interested in buying the Celtics despite reports to the contrary

I'm gonna dispute that report and say [Jeff Bezos] is not done [being interested]. He probably wants to buy a football team... but if you're a billionaire like Bezos, it's probably easier to buy a team that's not in complete disrepair and take that over like the Celtics. You've got a winner, a proven winner already. So I'm gonna dispute that report and say he's not done.

Bezos did not buy the Celtics, and subsequent reporting reinforced his lack of interest.

Week Zero Predictions and Nebraska Hype

With college football finally returning, it was time to put some skin in the game. PFT is riding with the Longhorns to take it all, while Hank threw out a massive longshot in the Big 10. Big Cat, meanwhile, is looking at the Lincoln Riley quarterback factory for his Heisman value play.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024·Picks
#13983
Big CatBig Cat

Miller Moss will win the Heisman Trophy

I'm gonna go with Miller Moss, USC. They play LSU week one. I think it's actually the Sunday game. So it's gonna be a standalone game if he comes out and balls... I also am high on USC this year simply because they got rid of Alex Grinch, the worst defensive coordinator of all time.

Miller Moss was benched in November 2024 and is not a Heisman candidate.

Will Compton joined the show (completely sober this time) to discuss his beloved Nebraska Cornhuskers. After years of heartbreak, the Boy is once again convinced that this is the year the Huskers return to glory behind freshman sensation Dylan Raiola. He's not just talking bowl game; he's talking double-digit wins.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024
#13985
Will ComptonWill Compton

Nebraska will go 10-2 and compete for a playoff spot

Honestly, man, I think that they could, I think that they could compete this year... I think they could go 10 and two. You gotta think about it when you, if we're going into Ohio State, we're seven and oh... I think Raiola is gonna be a stud. We returned most of the black shirts, top defense last year.

Nebraska lost to Indiana, Ohio State, and UCLA, making 10-2 impossible.

Big Cat was quick to remind Will that Nebraska’s path to a revival still goes through the Badgers. Despite a brutal schedule that makes a playoff run difficult for Wisconsin, Big Cat made sure to highlight the historical hierarchy of the Big 10 West rivalry.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024
#24906
Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin football 'handles' Nebraska whenever they play

Wisconsin handles Nebraska. That's a fact. ... Since Nebraska's been in the Big 10... you have been our bitch. That's a fact. Fact or fiction? What's the record? ... 10 and one. I knew that you knew that. 10 and one.

While historically true at the time of the podcast, Nebraska finally beat Wisconsin 44-25 in November 2024, breaking the streak.

Things got even more contentious when the conversation shifted to the NFL. Will Compton is doubling down on his heater from last year by predicting a downfall for the Kansas City Chiefs, citing a "scrappy" AFC West that will finally give Patrick Mahomes some headaches.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024
#13986
Will ComptonWill Compton

The Chiefs will not win the AFC West and will enter the playoffs as a Wild Card

I think that division's [AFC West] gonna be scrappy, top to bottom... I think they make the playoffs as a wild card. I don't think they win the division. I'm telling you, I think it's just my—why do you hate the Chiefs? I don't hate the Chiefs. No, it feels personal.

The Chiefs won the AFC West for the ninth consecutive year with a 15-2 record. They did not enter the playoffs as a Wild Card — they were the #1 seed with a first-round bye.

Big Cat, who has seen this movie before, isn't buying it. He expects the Chiefs to cruise, especially with Jim Harbaugh still in the "roster overhaul" phase in Los Angeles.

Win
Aug 23, 2024
#24907
Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs will have no issues winning the AFC West

I don't think that division's [AFC West] gonna give them any problems. ... Are you crazy? Are you doing this again? ... I think the Chargers will be [better], because I believe in Harbaugh, but I don't think they're there. They're doing a full roster overhaul.

The Chiefs won the AFC West comfortably in 2024, clinching it with several games to spare despite some improved play from the Chargers.

Sam Morril and the New Era Knicks

Comedian Sam Morril stopped by the new studio to celebrate his special, *You’ve Changed*, on Amazon Prime. As a die-hard Knicks fan, Sam spent most of the interview basking in the glow of the Jalen Brunson era. For Sam, Brunson isn't just a local hero; he belongs in the elite tier of the league.

Void
Aug 23, 2024
#13988
Sam MorrilSam Morril

Jalen Brunson is a top 10 player in the NBA

I can't remember loving a player this much... I think it's fair to say he's at, he's in the convo of a top 10 guy in my opinion. He's definitely in my top 10.

Subjective ranking, though Brunson finished top 5 in MVP voting in 2024.

Sam also didn't hold back on the state of NBA broadcasting. He’s a purist who wants the gold standard of TNT and finds the alternative offerings on other networks to be a massive step down in entertainment value.

Void
Aug 23, 2024
#24908
Sam MorrilSam Morril

The ESPN NBA halftime show is terrible compared to TNT's Inside the NBA

I don't wanna watch [Stephen A. Smith's] halftime show. It's awful. When they go from TNT to him, I'm like, this is the biggest turnaround [downgrade] I've ever seen. ... It's just not good TV to me.

Media quality is inherently subjective.

Beyond the Knicks, the conversation turned to the NBA’s all-time greats and the recent Olympic run. Big Cat offered a polarizing perspective on Kobe Bryant’s place in history, arguing that while he was legendary, he doesn't quite sit at the same table as MJ or LeBron.

Void
Aug 23, 2024
#13989
Big CatBig Cat

Kobe Bryant is overrated relative to the all-time elite tier

I don't want to say what I think—Kobe's, he's very overrated. Because he is rated so high. Like he gets talked about like LeBron or Michael Jordan. I don't think he's in that spot. He wasn't the best player on the three-peat team... Shaq was an absolute monster.

Subjective all-time ranking debate.

Fyre Fest and The Dotson Trade

To wrap things up, the guys dove into Fyre Fest of the week, which featured Max and PFT arguing over who got the better end of the Jahan Dotson trade. Max is convinced the Eagles just stole a weapon from a division rival for pennies on the dollar.

Loss
Aug 23, 2024·Fyre Fest
#13990
MaxMax

The Eagles fleeced the Commanders in the Jahan Dotson trade

I like Jahan Dotson, a Penn State fan who's a beast at Penn State. Good wide receiver three. Give up a third, get back a fifth. Very happy. Fleeced. Fleeced.

Dotson has been largely unproductive for the Eagles through the first half of the 2024 season.

On the other side, PFT is perfectly happy to let Dotson go, claiming that the Commanders’ wide receiver room is actually thriving without him. It’s a rare August trade that has both fanbases claiming a total victory.

Win
Aug 23, 2024·Fyre Fest
#24910
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders fleeced the Eagles in the Jahan Dotson trade

We're fleecing the Eagles. Big time. You bunch of bald eagles over there got fleeced so hard. [Dotson] was fighting for the second spot... he was I think losing that competition to Martavis Bryant.

Dotson was an absolute non-factor for the Eagles in 2024, recording very few catches, while the Commanders used the assets from the trade to bolster their roster during a successful season.

Whether it’s Jahan Dotson’s future or Huey’s digestive issues at camp, it’s clear that football season couldn't have come at a better time.

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More Takes

Loss
Aug 23, 2024·Picks
#13981
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Texas will win the National Championship

The Texas Longhorns. I like the Texas Longhorns... Texas is back. We might see Arch Manning if Ewers has any issues. But I think that Ewers is still obviously one of the best quarterbacks in college football. And their hardest game is Georgia. They have that at home. And with the expanded playoffs... Texas will also benefit.

Texas did not win the National Championship. They lost to Ohio State 28-14 in the Cotton Bowl (CFP semifinal). Ohio State won the title.
Loss
Aug 23, 2024·Picks
#13982
HankHank

Washington will win the Big 10

Washington Huskies plus 8,000... I'm gonna go with the conference, our local conference. The big 10, little long shot.

Washington has struggled significantly in their first Big 10 season and is eliminated from conference title contention.
Push
Aug 23, 2024
#24905
Big CatBig Cat

The Wisconsin Badgers will be a better team this year, regardless of their final record

I think [the Badgers] are gonna be a better team than they were last year. They might not have a better record... because we have a brutal schedule. Alabama non-conference, Penn State, Oregon... USC. So like they could end up seven and five, but I'd be like, I'm excited about the future.

The Badgers remained around .500 but showed flashes against top teams, though injuries to their QB hampered the 'quality' leap Big Cat expected.
Void
Aug 23, 2024
#13987
Sam MorrilSam Morril

Jayson Tatum has no aura

Boston is an amazing team, but they're just not fun. No. Tatum is not fun. He has no Aura. Tatum is like, once your mom starts being like, this isn't fair. It's like, shut the fuck up dude... No, you don't get greatness from a supportive mom. You need a bit of like, yeah, maybe he should be on the bench.

Aura is an inherently subjective social media concept.
Open
Aug 23, 2024
#24909
Big CatBig Cat

Victor Wembanyama could end up as the greatest basketball player of all time

I'm now thinking about [Wembanyama]... he's already beloved. ... He could be the best ever.

Wembanyama is just starting his career; resolving this will take two decades.

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