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WWE Champ The Miz + Guest Host Tryout with TE George Kittle

Friday, April 5, 201912 takes

PFT is about to board a 16 hour flight to Hong Kong with no WiFi but he's totally not freaking out. Final Four preview as Hank and Big Cat get ready for their trip to Minneapolis. (-) Former WWE Champ The Miz joins the show to talk about his career, being on Real World, fighting the Undertaker and an all time Vince McMahon story. (-) Segments include respect the stripes, (-) Fyre Fest of the week - the AAF, (-) Big Cat asks a very important question, (-) FAQ's (-) and an emergency guest host tryout in case PFT dies on his flight, 49ers TE George Kittle(-).

The Miz on Vince McMahon Stories and George Kittle’s Co-Host Audition

PFT is currently hurtling toward Hong Kong on a 16-hour flight with zero Wi-Fi, leaving Big Cat and Hank to hold down the fort as they head to Minneapolis for the Final Four. The fear of PFT going dark for nearly an entire day is real, but the schedule waits for no man. Before the guys hit the road, they break down a Final Four that PFT thinks is going to be a bloodbath for one specific underdog.

Push
Apr 5, 2019
#4293
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Virginia will beat Auburn by a lot

I like Bruce [Pearl]. I think that they're going to get beat by UVA. By a lot, I think. I think that UVA is a very, very, very, very, very good team with a fan base that I really don't want to see win the national championship. But I think they're a much better team, so I think it's going to be UVA.

Virginia won 63-62, so they won but not 'by a lot'.

PFT isn't just fading Auburn; he's also looking at the other side of the bracket and betting against a coaching legend based on a very specific, and probably personal, evaluation of his career.

Win
Apr 5, 2019
#4294
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Texas Tech will beat Michigan State because Tom Izzo is overrated

I am going to go with Texas Tech... Based on Tom Izzo being overrated. So I'm taking Texas Tech. Also, their defense is really, really good. Admittedly, I've watched one of their conference tournament games, and then I've watched them every game in the NCAA tournament, and their defense is fucking awesome.

Texas Tech defeated Michigan State in the Final Four.

The Most Must-See Interview

Former WWE Champion The Miz stopped by the studio to talk about his transition from the Real World to the main event of WrestleMania. He shared an incredible story about Vince McMahon’s genius, explaining how Vince convinced him to dress as The Rock despite The Miz having zero resemblance to him. Apparently, the boss knows the audience better than they know themselves. Speaking of the audience, Miz opened up about the genuine aura of the most terrifying man in the business.

Void
Apr 5, 2019
#4297
The MizThe Miz

The Undertaker is the most intimidating person in the world

Undertaker is the most intimidating person. There is nothing more intimidating. When he steps in that ring, it's just magical. He's literally a dead man walking.

This is a subjective opinion from a peer in the industry.

As a die-hard Cleveland fan, The Miz isn't just hopeful for the Browns; he is fully bought into the hype. He’s already making room on the mantle for a trophy now that Odell Beckham Jr. is in town and Baker Mayfield is at the helm.

Loss
Apr 5, 2019
#4295
The MizThe Miz

The Cleveland Browns are going to the Super Bowl and they will win

When they got Odell, I called every one of my friends and said, we're going to the Super Bowl. There's no doubt... They're going to the Super Bowl and they will win. I am not dangerous. I woke up this morning and I felt dangerous, just like Baker Mayfield does every day.

The 2019 Browns finished 6-10 and missed the playoffs.

He truly believes the culture in Cleveland has flipped, and it starts with the relationship between the quarterback and the coach.

Loss
Apr 5, 2019
#24091
The MizThe Miz

Freddie Kitchens and Baker Mayfield have a special chemistry that will make the Browns a winning team

I look at Baker Mayfield, his chemistry with Kitchens... now that [Kitchens] has the reins, I think he's going to be able to do it. I really do.

Freddie Kitchens was fired after one season (6-10), and the 'special chemistry' evaporated quickly.

Respect the Stripes and April Panic

Baseball is back, which means Big Cat is already in mid-season form with his emotions. Despite it being the first week of April, the Cubs' bullpen has him reaching for the emergency supplies.

Win
Apr 5, 2019
#4300
Big CatBig Cat

I am officially panicking about the Cubs in the first week of April

I've already taken the panic button out of my closet for the Cubs. It's April. I know. I don't care... If I have to watch Yu Darvish pitch more fucking walks and Jason Hayward hit into more double plays, I will smash the fuck out of that panic button.

The 2019 Cubs missed the playoffs, finishing 84-78, suggesting the early panic was somewhat warranted.

The guys also discussed the recent trend of umpires and referees being more aggressive with technical fouls and ejections. While most fans hate when the refs take over, PFT actually finds the entertainment value in a ref who thinks he's the main character of the broadcast.

Void
Apr 5, 2019
#4298
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Referees and umpires are more entertaining when they stand up for themselves

I like umps that stand up for themselves. I think that we've done umps a disservice recently... I like it when they stand up for themselves, when they have a thing like Country Joe West. It's kind of fun knowing that there's a guy out there who's absolutely not what people paid to watch that thinks that he's what people paid to watch.

Subjective appreciation of entertainment value in sports officiating.

Fyre Fest of the Week: The AAF

In a shocking turn of events for a league that seemed to be built on vibes and hope, the AAF collapsed this week. The stories coming out are pure chaos—players being kicked out of hotels and injured guys being left to pay their own medical bills. It’s the closest thing we’ve seen to a football version of the Fyre Festival.

Win
Apr 5, 2019·Fyre Fest
#4302
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The AAF was a Fire Fest run by people with no plan

It is hilarious to just imagine Bill Polian as being Billy McFarland. Like, drinking like rock stars, fucking like porn stars speech. I guarantee you Bill has said that at some point... Instead of cocaine and tequila on a private island, it was like tortilla chips and a nice beer, just hanging out watching tape.

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The comparison is satirical, but the league's collapse was a factual disaster.

George Kittle’s Emergency Audition

In case PFT doesn't make it back from Hong Kong, 49ers tight end George Kittle stopped by for an emergency co-host audition. Kittle is in town for WrestleMania and managed to stay humble despite Big Cat and Hank trying to get him to declare himself the king of the position. He still looks up to the legends, even if he's currently breaking records.

Void
Apr 5, 2019
#4306
George KittleGeorge Kittle

There are many number one tight ends in the NFL, but Rob Gronkowski and Tony Gonzalez are the standard

Man, I think there's a lot of number one tight ends right now... I'm going to keep going now. It's working for me so far... [Who's the best?] Gronk and Tony [Gonzalez].

Consensus top tight ends mentioned.

Kittle also talked about his love for the independent wrestling scene and his plans to hit about five different shows in one weekend. If the NFL thing doesn't work out, he's clearly ready for a career in the ring or behind a microphone.

Hopefully, PFT survives his flight so we don't have to start paying George in Skittles.

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More Takes

Void
Apr 5, 2019
#24092
The MizThe Miz

The 2018 Evolution event was the best WWE pay-per-view of the year

This year we had our first ever all women's pay-per-view Evolution, which I think stands as the best pay-per-view we've had all year... it blew the roof off the place.

Subjective opinion on wrestling match quality.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Lying to your doctor is a universal human experience despite being dangerous

Doctors are the one profession that we should not lie to, but we lie to them the most. All the time... whenever you have to fill out a form, whenever anyone has to ask you, like, hey, give us the honest truth about your health. Yeah, I don't really want to do that.

While not a scientific fact, it's a widely acknowledged social phenomenon.
Open
Apr 5, 2019·FAQ
#4304
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The podcast industry will eventually die like magazines

Everything's going to die. Listen, whatever project you're working on, that thing is not going to exist in 100 years. I don't care who you are. So yeah, everything's going to die.

Predicting the end of an industry over a century is safe but currently pending.

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