The Diamondbacks are scary and should not be taken lightly
The [Diamondbacks] are scary. The Diamondbacks are scary. They're very scary. I'm not—Zac Gallen is for real. I'm not looking at that team lightly at all.
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Bryce Harper will return to being a beast this season after disrespect from his GM
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