The SEC will keep delaying their football season until the very last second

I think the SEC is going to do... full on fucking mode are at least like we're going to delay delay delay delay delay until the very last second. They might even delay again. Yeah Right now the kickoff is September 26th or something like that. Yeah SEC they might just push it back to October then they might just push it back to November.

The Bucks will sweep the Magic in the first round

It's the bucks first the magic sweep

The Blazers could beat the Lakers in the first round of the NBA playoffs

Although the Blazers. I mean they are I think they are a team that could beat the Lakers first round. No I said could yes.

Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?