The Super Bowl is effectively over if the Eagles give up an early safety

If you start out getting safety and it's two nothing that's game over... Safety would be tough... Two, nothing is absolutely just stop the game Max.

I would want to live to 102 if I owned an NFL team

Unless I own an NFL team, then I do [want to be 102]... Owning an FL team would be sick though. Like, you don't want to die if you're owning an NFL team.

The Lakers are winners of the NBA trade deadline for landing Mark Williams and Luka Doncic

Winner Lakers. Luka also Mark Williams... they did need a big, that feels like a pretty good trade for them... they traded Dalton Knecht and a pick to the Charlotte Hornets, which that was basically a free roll. 'Cause they should have been in the Luka trade.

Aaron Donald is the best player I ever played against

I think the best player I ever played against was Aaron Donald for sure. Luckily he chose to, you know, be a nightmare for the guard more than he was for the center... but he was a freak for me.

Secretariat was definitely doing steroids

That fucking horse was doing steroids... I was just trying to be funny about a horse taking steroids... Everybody in the world tweets donk at the same time.

Jordan Mailata might have been the best tackle in the NFL this year

Jordan Mailata this year has been potentially, I mean I think it might have been the most, the best tackle in the NFL this year... both of those guys [Lane Johnson and Mailata] booking in that line have been unbelievable.