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Scottie SchefflerScottie Scheffler

I will never be a better person than I am a golfer

I definitely fall short as a person... I think that's shit. I mean, it's like... I would say I have plenty of room to improve on the person front and, and definitely plenty of room and room to improve as a golfer as well. [Big Cat: There's no way you'll ever be a better person than golfer]. Yeah, I think that's, that's a fair option.

A philosophical take that acknowledges the statistical impossibility of being as good at 'life' as the literal #1 person at a global profession.

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Jul 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Hulk Hogan was a significantly better professional wrestler than he was a person

Listen, we'll, we'll say it right now. Hulk Hogan. Significantly better professional wrestler than person.

This take is made in the context of a satirical news report; Hulk Hogan is currently alive.
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Jul 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Darren Rovell makes every celebrity death about himself

I do think our eSports correspondent Darren Rovell is starting to maybe learn from his mistakes because Hulk Hogan passed and he actually had a couple funny, fun tidbits on his Twitter. Unlike when Ozzy Osborne passed... everyone was like, so you just made his death about you. I think he deleted it. Hulk Hogan... you know, he has a lot of Hulk Hogan memorabilia.

This is a subjective characterization of Rovell's behavior, though based on real social media interactions.
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Jul 25, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hulk Hogan is one of the top American exports of all time

Maybe Top American export. The world knew who Hulk Hogan was.

Subjective cultural assessment.

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Scottie SchefflerScottie Scheffler

Tiger Woods stands alone as the best golfer the world will ever see

Tiger stands alone in the game of golf... He was by far the best player that I think we'll ever see in our lifetimes.

Tiger Woods is widely considered the greatest or second-greatest golfer of all time.
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Scottie SchefflerScottie Scheffler

I would trade one major championship for a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl

Gosh, I don't know. I would, I would trade one [major] for sure for a Super Bowl. Okay. I mean I've, I've been root for a Super Bowl for a long time as well.

This is a statement of personal preference and cannot be objectively verified.
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Scottie SchefflerScottie Scheffler

The Cowboys have a good enough team, they just don't perform when it matters most

I think the team's good enough. They just, they just don't like, seem to perform when it matters the most. And sometimes that's, you know, bad luck. It could be a mental thing. I mean like the team last year was so good. And then just the first game, like, I don't know how fluky of a sport football is, but if it's anything like golf, like stuff can just happen really fast.

The 2024 Cowboys finished with a losing record (6-11) and were plagued by injuries and poor performance, though they certainly didn't perform when it mattered.

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