The Bills' loss to the Chiefs equals two Super Bowl losses for Buffalo fans

I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful that has lived through it all because this team I think was... they were definitely going to be favored next week. Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of those.

The only way to stop Patrick Mahomes is to install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach

The only thing you can do to stop Patrick Mahomes is install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach. He's the only person that's been able to bottle them up.

The NFL should change overtime rules for the playoffs to mirror college overtime

The NFL just doesn't do it. Just make that the overtime rule for playoffs. No one gives a fuck if in week three, the Steelers and like that Tim Boyle didn't get the ball. You know what I mean? Like they care about these type of games when Josh Allen doesn't get the ball.

Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?