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All NFL kickers are dorks, with the exception of Matt Prater

[Kickers are] dorks. Huge dorks. [Matt Prater] is not a dork. Matt Prater is a dude.

Positional dorkiness is purely subjective.

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Aug 23, 2023
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The Washington Commanders' win over the Ravens was the biggest win in preseason history

The Washington Commanders have had the biggest win in Preseason history. We did it... some people were being haters saying like, oh, that you guys are acting like you won the Super Bowl... This was not just a Preseason game for the Commanders. This was a release.

The Commanders did end the Ravens' 24-game preseason winning streak on August 21, 2023.
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You don't become a billionaire without being at least a little bit weird

It was a cringey weird moment by a billionaire who I believe that all billionaires are weird. That you don't get to a billionaire without being a little weird.

This is a subjective psychological assessment of a financial class.
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Aug 23, 2023
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Aaron Rodgers is actually trolling Zach Wilson by being overly polite to him

I think Aaron [Rodgers] was being sarcastic when he said that [he'd turn it over to Zach for 20 years]. I think he was laying the praise on a little bit thick and having a big joke on everybody... Zach will not know that I'm making fun of him because I'm being so obviously over the top.

This is an interpretation of Rodgers' internal motivations and cannot be verified.

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Breeding Maine Coon cats is a $4,000-per-kitten business

We got this new cat. They call it a Maine coon. ... We're looking to breed. ... [The market is] 3,500, 4 grand a piece. ... 10 years outta the league, it's time to move on and make some money.

Maine Coon kittens from reputable breeders in the US typically cost between $1,500 and $4,000, making his estimate accurate for high-end breeding.
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Josh McDaniels is a terrible head coach who won't be successful

Not a fan. ... He implemented the Patriot Way though... Overnight you've got 'do your job' written on every wall... It was just kind of awkward from the start.

McDaniels was fired from the Raiders in October 2023, just months after this take, finishing with a career 20-33 record as a head coach.
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The goat is the number one farm animal

I'm going to go with the goat... a lot of reasons. I'm thinking logically how much they eat, the reproduction, the price per pound coming from the farm. But the first domesticated animal on earth. And it is the goat. 1, 1. It's quite obvious.

Subjective ranking for a Mount Rushmore segment.

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