Peeing into a lake or ocean is satisfying because it's Nature's toilet
It's really satisfying though to pee into a lake or into an ocean, you know, Nature's toilet. Because the water is going to catch you. It's the coolness and the freedom, and just the wind whistling around your MBA balls.
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Adam Silver should put a strip club inside the NBA bubble
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