PMT DB
PMT DB
Ari ShaffirI probably have seven years left to live
My hands fucking shake. I've done too many drugs so I probably got seven years left. Either an OD's gonna take me or one of those fucking heart attacks that leaves me fucking spoonfed.
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Fuck the Lakers dude. Every time they had fucking playoff games, no one will come out. Could be up three-nothing in the first round as a one seed. And people are like, 'wow, they're such fucking bandwagon fans.' Fuck all of them.
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I think they [UNLV] threw that game. I think they threw it to make it close and then Duke was like close enough to win.
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