Passively watching the Pro Bowl is the football equivalent of the Masters for napping

The Pro Bowl really was like... The football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day, like a wonderful nap Sunday was watching neither offense or defensive line really get out of the three-point stances at all.

The Rams must win a Super Bowl in the next two years before their seven-year lack of first-round picks catches up to them

The Rams' window feels like it's pretty small here, and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl in the next two years before the fact that they haven't had a first-round draft pick in seven years is going to catch up.

The Matthew Stafford trade lowered the market price for Deshaun Watson

Judging off my newfound expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer that we could have. So I guess the price is going down on Deshaun.

Tom Brady's pregame speech about 'honor' was more effective than Bruce Arians' speech

[Bruce Arians] gave a speech, but it wasn't the speech we needed. ... The speech we needed to hear was from Tom Brady. And his speech was about honor. ... When Tom said we're playing for honor and for the last names on our back, I think that kind of hit different for us.

Tom Brady text the entire team every morning at 5:30 AM before the Super Bowl saying we will win

He was just telling us, we will win this game. You know, our hard work we're doing throughout the week, you know, he made sure that, you know, just like we all did. It'd be 5:30 of the morning before. I guess he's the first person up. You know, he leads by example.

Jason Pierre-Paul is a future Hall of Famer

He may have seven and a half fingers, but he is a Hall of Famer. He's a two-time champion. And his resume and his credentials he has is remarkable.