Skip to content
PMTPMT DB

Leonard Fournette, Stafford To The Rams And Patrick Reed Is Hilarious

Monday, February 1, 202117 takes

The Rams and Lions pull off a blockbuster trade on Saturday night. What it means for both teams and Deshaun Watson ( - ). Patrick Reed was in the news again and his burner was uncovered ( - ). Who's back of the week including Jizz Horncamp and Big Cat had a Kidney Stone on his birthday ( - ). Tampa Bay Bucs Running Back Leonard Fournette joins the show to talk about Playoff Lenny, the Bucs Super Bowl run, Tom Brady, Blake Bortles and more ( - ). We finish the show with Football guy of the week and Billy entering Fight Week.

Leonard Fournette on Playoff Lenny, Stafford Trade, and Patrick Reed

Super Bowl week is officially here, and even though we're not in Tampa, the energy is through the roof. Big Cat and PFT started things off by processing the absolute blockbuster trade that sent Matthew Stafford to the LA Rams in exchange for Jared Goff and a massive haul of picks. It’s a classic Sean McVay move, showing the rest of the league that he simply does not value first-round draft picks the way everyone else does.

Win
Feb 1, 2021
#4034
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams must win a Super Bowl in the next two years before their seven-year lack of first-round picks catches up to them

The Rams' window feels like it's pretty small here, and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl in the next two years before the fact that they haven't had a first-round draft pick in seven years is going to catch up.

The Rams won the Super Bowl in the very next season (2021), successfully capitalizing on the window Big Cat described.

While the Rams are going all-in, the Lions are finally embracing a total rebuild. Getting a bridge quarterback like Goff who can keep them competitive while stacking up four first-round picks over the next two years is a massive win for Detroit’s front office.

Win
Feb 1, 2021
#4036
Big CatBig Cat

The Matthew Stafford trade is a home run for the Detroit Lions

The Lions' perspective from this, it was a home run for them in the fact that they are trying to fully rebuild now instead of half rebuild... I think it's a home run for the Lions. I think they did the right thing.

The Lions used these assets to build a powerhouse in the NFC North, and Jared Goff revitalized his career in Detroit.

PFT pointed out that this might actually be a savvy way to build a roster. Instead of gambling on the draft, you let other teams do the hard work of developing talent before you swoop in and trade for the finished product.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#24117
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is better for a team to let another team develop a player and then trade for them once you know they are good

As a lazy person i kind of respect it because it's like let somebody else develop the guy and then once you know if they're good or not then yeah that's actually probably worth more like giving up a higher pick in the future for someone that you know for a fact is already good.

Subjective strategy opinion.

The Legend of Patrick Reed

Golf’s premier villain, Patrick Reed, found himself in the middle of another rules controversy this weekend. While the rest of the golf world was busy being outraged, Big Cat and PFT were leaning into it. Every sport needs someone to root against, and Reed plays the role of the gaslighting scumbag better than anyone in history.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#4038
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Reed is objectively good for the sport of golf because he's a villain

If you're a golf fan and you're so angry at Patrick Reed that you want him out of golf, you have to question whether you're a golf fan. Because guys who get this type of reaction on a Saturday afternoon in January on a tournament... That's good for golf.

This is subjective, but Reed's move to LIV Golf and subsequent lawsuits solidified his role as a lightning rod for the sport's drama.

The situation got even better when an alleged burner account, @UseGolfFacts, was linked to Reed’s wife, Justine. The account has been tirelessly defending Reed’s honor, which PFT found hilarious considering how little effort the rest of the tour puts into stopping his antics.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#24119
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I blame the other PGA Tour players for not physically assaulting Patrick Reed to stop him from cheating

I don't blame Patrick Reed anymore for cheating and getting away with it. I blame everybody else on the tour for not doing anything to make him stop, like physically assaulting him.

Highly subjective and satirical claim about violence in sports.

Who's Back and Birthday Kidney Stones

It was a big week for the hosts as both Big Cat and PFT celebrated birthdays. Unfortunately for Big Cat, turning 36 came with a very specific, painful gift from his own body. After trying to stay healthy by crushing Airborne tablets during a week of travel, he learned a hard lesson about vitamin C overdose.

Win
Feb 1, 2021·Who's Back
#24120
Big CatBig Cat

Passively taking five Airborne tablets a day is likely what caused my kidney stone

So I overdosed on vitamin C, apparently taking like four to five tablets of Airborne every single day for a week because we were traveling last week... and Saturday morning, just pissed out a little pebble.

Excessive Vitamin C can increase oxalate levels in urine, leading to stones.

Hank brought Jizz Horncamp to the table for Who's Back after the German soccer player exploded for four goals. The guys spent a significant amount of time debating whether the name translates the same way in Germany and analyzing the plot of the various American Pie sequels.

Playoff Lenny Joins the Show

Fresh off an NFC Championship win, Leonard Fournette joined the show to talk about his transformation into "Playoff Lenny." He admitted he used to hate the nickname Lenny when his uncle called him that as a kid, but he’s fully embraced the postseason version of himself. He’s found a new gear in Tampa, proving that some players are just built for the brightest lights.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#24121
Leonard FournetteLeonard Fournette

Playoffs are where sports legends are made

In the beginning of the playoffs, I say playoffs where ledgers [legends] are made. You know what I mean? So I've been in a situation before in Jacksonville where you can earn a great reputation in the playoffs.

Subjective sporting philosophy.

Leonard Fournette didn't hold back when talking about his history with the Patriots, specifically the 2017 AFC Championship game. He jokingly told Tom Brady to his face that the Patriots are cheaters for how that game ended in Jacksonville.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#4042
Leonard FournetteLeonard Fournette

The Patriots cheated the Jaguars in the 2017 AFC Championship game

I'm like, Tom, you a fucking cheater. You a cheater... I said, I know what happened. Y'all cheated us.

While 'cheating' is a strong word, the Miles Jack play is widely considered a blown call by officials that cost the Jaguars the game.

We also got some great insight into the Bucs' locker room, including Devin White's "country strength" and the gelling of the offense under Brady. Leonard Fournette even took a moment to reflect on his draft class, noting that while the media focuses on him or Mitch Trubisky, there are other players who deserve the bust label more.

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#24122
Big CatBig Cat

Solomon Thomas is the real biggest bust of the 2017 NFL Draft, not Mitch Trubisky

I'm a Bears fan where I wanted people to start talking about Leonard Fournette as the biggest bust from that draft, not Mitch Trubisky... [but] Solomon Thomas is the bust of that track [draft].

Thomas had very low statistical production compared to his draft position, though 'biggest bust' is subjective between him and other high-profile failures like Kevin King or Taco Charlton.

Fight Week is Here

To wrap things up, Billy Football is officially in fight week ahead of his bout with Jose Canseco. Billy is reaching peak "weapon" status, sharing stories about Jose’s history of skipping charity events for kids to fuel his motivation. He’s not just boxing for himself; he’s boxing for the honor of every fan Jose has ever let down.

Win
Billy FootballBilly Football

I am an absolute weapon and I'm going to give 180 seconds of hell to Jose Canseco

I'm fucking gonna go balls to the wall... I'm an absolute weapon... I can get hit. I can look like I'm about to die when I'm a zombie. Keep coming.

Billy went on to beat Jose Canseco by TKO in the first round after Jose went down quickly, validating Billy's claim of being too much for him.

Billy also provided some classic Football Guy of the Week nominations, including Aaron Rodgers riding in the back of a truck and D3 powerhouse players winning the Senior Bowl with broken hands. If Billy fights with half the intensity he uses to describe "power bellies," Jose is in for a very long night.

Void
Billy FootballBilly Football

Driving a car in full pads is a total football guy move

You're in full pads driving a car. Full pads driving a car. Wearing your helmet while driving your truck. Total football move.

Subjective definition of a 'football guy' move.

Good luck to Billy in West Virginia, and let's get after it for Super Bowl Sunday.

nfl-tradematthew-staffordbuccaneersgolfbilly-football

More Takes

Void
Feb 1, 2021
#4040
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Passively watching the Pro Bowl is the football equivalent of the Masters for napping

The Pro Bowl really was like... The football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day, like a wonderful nap Sunday was watching neither offense or defensive line really get out of the three-point stances at all.

Subjective comparison of sporting events as nap fuel.
Loss
Feb 1, 2021
#4035
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Matthew Stafford trade lowered the market price for Deshaun Watson

Judging off my newfound expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer that we could have. So I guess the price is going down on Deshaun.

The Watson trade market eventually yielded three first-round picks from Cleveland, which was a higher price than Stafford's, suggesting the price did not go down.
Win
Feb 1, 2021
#24118
Big CatBig Cat

The Saints will likely start Jameis Winston at quarterback following the Stafford trade

I do think that the Saints maybe now will go with Jameis, which will be great.

Jameis Winston did indeed become the Saints' starter for the 2021 season.
Loss
Feb 1, 2021
#4037
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mitchell Trubisky will be very good as soon as he leaves the Bears

He is going to get really good wherever he goes [next].

Trubisky went to Buffalo (backup) and then Pittsburgh, where he eventually lost his starting job to Kenny Pickett and Mason Rudolph, never becoming 'really good.'
Win
Feb 1, 2021
#4044
Leonard FournetteLeonard Fournette

Christian McCaffrey is as good as the hype suggested in college

I never seen Christian play a day in my life, right? So I seen him play in the Rose Bowl. I said, you know what? He's nice. He's nice, nice. I thought it was hyping him up, but he has catch, he's fast, he can block. He does it all.

McCaffrey's career as an All-Pro and Offensive Player of the Year confirms he lived up to and exceeded the hype.
Win
Feb 1, 2021·Numbers
#4048
Billy FootballBilly Football

Viruses do not have nuclei

Viruses don't have nuclei.

Viruses are acellular and do not have a nucleus; they consist of genetic material (DNA or RNA) encased in a protein coat.

PMTDB Comments

This generates your username. Same passphrase = same name. Make it unique and memorable!

Search

Search takes, episodes, and speakers