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Leonard Fournette, Stafford To The Rams And Patrick Reed Is Hilarious
The Rams and Lions pull off a blockbuster trade on Saturday night. What it means for both teams and Deshaun Watson ( - ). Patrick Reed was in the news again and his burner was uncovered ( - ). Who's back of the week including Jizz Horncamp and Big Cat had a Kidney Stone on his birthday ( - ). Tampa Bay Bucs Running Back Leonard Fournette joins the show to talk about Playoff Lenny, the Bucs Super Bowl run, Tom Brady, Blake Bortles and more ( - ). We finish the show with Football guy of the week and Billy entering Fight Week.
Intro
PFT CommenterPassively watching the Pro Bowl is the football equivalent of the Masters for napping
The Pro Bowl really was like... The football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day, like a wonderful nap Sunday was watching neither offense or defensive line really get out of the three-point stances at all.
Recap
Big CatThe Rams must win a Super Bowl in the next two years for the Stafford trade to be worth the lack of first-round picks
The Rams' window feels like it's pretty small here, and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl in the next two years before the fact that they haven't had a first-round draft pick in seven years is going to catch up.
PFT CommenterThe Matthew Stafford trade lowered the market price for Deshaun Watson
Judging off my newfound expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer that we could have. So I guess the price is going down on Deshaun.
Big CatThe Matthew Stafford trade is a home run for the Detroit Lions
The Lions' perspective from this, it was a home run for them in the fact that they are trying to fully rebuild now instead of half rebuild... I think it's a home run for the Lions. I think they did the right thing.
PFT CommenterMitchell Trubisky will be very good as soon as he leaves the Bears
He is going to get really good wherever he goes [next].
Big CatPatrick Reed is objectively good for the sport of golf because he's a villain
If you're a golf fan and you're so angry at Patrick Reed that you want him out of golf, you have to question whether you're a golf fan. Because guys who get this type of reaction on a Saturday afternoon in January on a tournament... That's good for golf.
Interview
Leonard FournetteThe Patriots cheated the Jaguars in the 2017 AFC Championship game
I'm like, Tom, you a fucking cheater. You a cheater... I said, I know what happened. Y'all cheated us.
Leonard FournetteChristian McCaffrey is as good as the hype suggested in college
I never seen Christian play a day in my life, right? So I seen him play in the Rose Bowl. I said, you know what? He's nice. He's nice, nice. I thought it was hyping him up, but he has catch, he's fast, he can block. He does it all.
Football Guy Of The Week
Billy FootballI am an absolute weapon and I'm going to give 180 seconds of hell to Jose Canseco
I'm fucking gonna go balls to the wall... I'm an absolute weapon... I can get hit. I can look like I'm about to die when I'm a zombie. Keep coming.
Numbers
Billy FootballViruses do not have nuclei
Viruses don't have nuclei.