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All extremely rich people have access to secret, high-end designer drugs

I'm convinced that all rich people have access to these designer drugs that are so fucking cool that no one will ever hear about. They all do their rich people drugs that no one else has access to, like the everlasting gobstopper that they can have that just live forever.

This is a subjective conspiracy theory that cannot be definitively proven or disproven.

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May 31, 2019
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Kevin Durant must feel great seeing the Warriors struggle in Game 1

The more important news, [Kevin Durant]'s got to be feeling real good right now. Very conflicted, [Kevin Durant]. Real good. That sound you hear is [Kevin Durant]'s calf magically healing itself.

The Warriors lost Game 1 and eventually the series; the narrative that they needed Durant became the dominant one post-Finals.
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May 31, 2019
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The Warriors will most likely win the rest of the NBA Finals

The Raptors win game one... and the Warriors now have to say, ooh, hopefully Kevin Durant will come back, or most likely they'll just become the Warriors again and probably win the rest of the season.

The Warriors lost the series to the Raptors in 6 games.
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May 31, 2019
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The NBA Finals between the Raptors and Warriors will go at least six games

I'm just excited that it's going to at least go five. And we at least push that bet, Hank, of how many more NBA games are there going to be. I think it will go six at least.

The 2019 NBA Finals went to six games, with the Raptors winning Game 6 on June 13, 2019.

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I love the DJ Moore trade for the Bears because it clears cap space for Max Crosby or Tyler Linderbaum

I love this trade because you clear up money. [DJ Moore's] got a big pretty hefty contract so you clear up money to maybe go get a Max Crosby or a Linderbaum. You get a pick and you make the bet that Luther Burden and Rome Odunze are gonna be taking leaps forward.

The trade is real in this transcript's timeline. The outcome of the cap space usage depends on free agency results.
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DJ Moore would not have had a 1,000-yard season if he stayed in the Bears' offense

He could have a thousand yards [with the Bills] and be like, wow. How, how could you trade him? He wouldn't have had a thousand yards in this Bear's offense.

Moore finished the 2023 season with 1,364 yards for the Bears, so this retrospective hypothetical is likely incorrect as he had already proven he could do it.
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Malik Willis is the #1 free agent backup quarterback

Top quarterback free agents... Is it also Malik Willis? Malik Willis is, yes. So he's number one. Malik Willis one.

Willis was traded to the Packers in 2024 and performed well as a backup, but ranking him #1 over established vets is a subjective value judgment.

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