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Prediction: Eagles 42, Commanders 13

42, 13 Eagles. We're looking at pick sixes. We're looking at 250 Saquon.

Hank predicted Eagles 42, Commanders 13. The actual score was Eagles 55, Commanders 23. He correctly predicted an Eagles blowout, but both scores were off — the Eagles scored even more and the Commanders scored more too.

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2025
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The Eagles have a better roster than the Commanders at almost every position except quarterback

The Eagles have better players at almost every position except for the most important position. And that's quarterback. And I keep coming back to like, I think the Eagles' defense is better than what Jaden Daniels has played in the last two playoff games.

The roster comparison is subjective, but Jaden Daniels was widely seen as having a better 2024 season than Jalen Hurts.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2025
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Jaden Daniels will struggle in the NFC Championship and throw three interceptions

Jaden Daniels is a rookie. The slipper's gonna come off. He's gonna turn back into a pumpkin. Three interceptions.

Jayden Daniels did struggle in the NFC Championship (Eagles won 55-23 blowout), but he threw only 1 interception, not 3 as Hank predicted. The 'slipper coming off' part was directionally correct.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2025
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The Commanders will win the NFC Championship because history repeats in 33-year cycles

January 26th, 1992. The Redskins beat the Bills in the Super Bowl on that day. This game will be played on January 26th, 2025. That was 33 years ago. Same day they beat the Bills in the Super Bowl. Every 33 years a Commie gets a ring. And this is a ring game.

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The NFC Championship game does not award a 'ring' in the traditional sense like a Super Bowl, though players receive NFC Champion rings later.

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Fanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win

My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.

The inventory levels are fact-verifiable; if they were sold out immediately, the claim is correct.
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Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.

Casting rumors for Heat 2 are ongoing; if the film releases with these stars, it would be correct.
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Wendy's is having a 'rebuilding year' in fast food

Wendy's is to close hundreds of restaurants in 2026. And what interim CEO Ken Cook calls a rebuilding year. ... They're tanking for draft picks. Trust the process.

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The stores are literally closing as reported.