The Chargers won the Eli Manning trade once and for all because the Giants are 0-5

Odell Beckham, more like 0-5, Odell Beckham. The Giants remain winless, and the Chargers win the Eli Manning-Philip Rivers trade once and for all.

The Eagles have no possible way to screw up this winning season

Philadelphia's got their blue-collar quarterback and a winning team. There is no possible way they can screw this one up, folks.

Offensive line coaches should be recreational cocaine users to stay amped for the job

I don't have a problem with an offensive line coach just doing a little recreational blow as long as it's on the job. If you use it just to get amped up before a meeting, what's the difference between that and just banging a monster?

I would have liked my chances to get a starting job if I were still with the Colts in 2011

I got released after the 2009 season... and then 2011, [Peyton Manning] ends up missing the whole season. That would have been a nice opportunity to kind of get in there and play some games and show what you got and maybe get a pretty good contract from somebody else.