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The best way to make friends in your 30s is to go to a bar and get high

I think the best way to do it is a High Noon happy hour... No, I, it's drug-induced, okay? ... I never hear them or see them from there again... 90% of the time we're going out to people that someone is trying to blow. Straight guy facts.

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Apr 20, 2022
#7534
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors are back

The warriors are back. I'd say that's the lead story. The warriors are back. Maybe not for long because I just placed a future on them, but the warriors are back.

The Warriors went on to win the NBA Championship in 2022, confirming they were indeed back.
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Apr 20, 2022
#26594
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The NBA MVP is a regular season award that shouldn't be judged by playoff success

The MVP is a regular season award. How many times do you think in the last 20 years the MVP in the NBA has won the title? It's happened four times... My long point here is I'm not taking away from the Nuggets or Jokic... you can win an MVP, which he probably will is back-to-back MVP, and that doesn't mean that you have the best team, because that's just not what the award is.

Jokic did win the 2021-22 NBA MVP, confirming Big Cat's prediction within the take, and the take itself is a philosophical stance on award voting.
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Apr 20, 2022
#7535
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The Nuggets will be title contenders next season once Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr. are healthy

The team when they're healthy, I think is still a legitimate title contender. So they're obviously missing Jamal Murray. They're missing Porter... I think next seasons nuggets, the day that the NBA finals are over, I'm going to put a big future on next year's nuggets.

The Nuggets remained healthy in the 2022-23 season and won the NBA Finals, making this prediction highly accurate.

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Companies are forced by society to change their logos for Pride Month

I think companies are forced to do it now because if you don't do what people will riot outside your place and say that you're anti-trans, anti-gay, you're anti this. I think society forced it on people because if you don't put it up, that means that you hate everyone.

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Scratching and sniffing your own balls is low-key gay

I'm going to say the scratch and sniff. Scratching your balls. Bringing the nut sack... all that musk and everything. Just cuddle it out. Like you can't get enough of it. It gives kids gay. When you're masturbating, smelling your own bowl, you're getting off on the smell.

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