The best way to make friends in your 30s is to go to a bar and get high
I think the best way to do it is a High Noon happy hour... No, I, it's drug-induced, okay? ... I never hear them or see them from there again... 90% of the time we're going out to people that someone is trying to blow. Straight guy facts.
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The warriors are back. I'd say that's the lead story. The warriors are back. Maybe not for long because I just placed a future on them, but the warriors are back.
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The MVP is a regular season award. How many times do you think in the last 20 years the MVP in the NBA has won the title? It's happened four times... My long point here is I'm not taking away from the Nuggets or Jokic... you can win an MVP, which he probably will is back-to-back MVP, and that doesn't mean that you have the best team, because that's just not what the award is.
The Nuggets will be title contenders next season once Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr. are healthy
The team when they're healthy, I think is still a legitimate title contender. So they're obviously missing Jamal Murray. They're missing Porter... I think next seasons nuggets, the day that the NBA finals are over, I'm going to put a big future on next year's nuggets.
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Scratching and sniffing your own balls is low-key gay
I'm going to say the scratch and sniff. Scratching your balls. Bringing the nut sack... all that musk and everything. Just cuddle it out. Like you can't get enough of it. It gives kids gay. When you're masturbating, smelling your own bowl, you're getting off on the smell.