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The Golden State Warriors' dynasty is officially over

This mother fucking league cat Warriors are dead Warriors. Karma is empty. They empty the tank on the karma. Steph Curry is trash.

The Warriors finished 15-50 in the 2019-20 season, the worst record in the NBA, though they would later win a title in 2022.

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Nov 1, 2019
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The 2019 World Series is a 'Cuck Sweep' because the road team won every game

The first ever cuck sweep in the history of American Sports for games won on the road and the other man Stadium. Yep, The cuck Sweep has occurred...

The road team did win every game of the 2019 World Series, making it a factual observation wrapped in a PMT-style joke.
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Nov 1, 2019
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The Washington Nationals' World Series win has officially turned around the Chicago Bears' season

I need to say thank you because the Nationals have directly turned around the bear season Matt Nagy put a Out there showing the Nationals today. He is insane. He's mad [Nagy] is so insane fucking to this a fucking PowerPoint.

The Bears went 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019, failing to see a real 'turnaround' despite the inspiration.
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Nov 1, 2019
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AJ Hinch should have left Zack Greinke in Game 7 of the World Series

I thought they were out of it. I thought that they were going to leave [Zack] Greinke in which they probably should have done. They took Greinke out after 81 pitches. I was one hit and a walk and they said you're out. If you pull Zack Greinke you put in Gerrit Cole. If you pull Zack Greinke and you put in whoever the hell they put in... that looked like he sells head units at Best Buy.

The Astros led 2-1 when Greinke was pulled; they immediately surrendered a 2-run homer and eventually lost 6-2. Most analysts agree pulling him was the turning point.

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Duke is the best team in the country and it would be an all-time failure if they don't win the title

This is the best team in the country. It would be an all time epic failure if Duke doesn't win the national title. They are the first time I believe that a team has reached plus 40 in Ken Palm since 1999. Duke... This team has it all.

The 2026 NCAA tournament has not occurred yet as of the episode date.
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Duke not winning the national title would be the most consequential sports story of all time

I think it would be the biggest sports story of all time. If Duke did not win the national title this year. All time. I think all time story... Duke not winning at all this year would be the biggest, the most consequential sports story of all time. Not our lifetimes of all time.

The outcome is pending, but the scale of the claim is subjective and satirical.
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Arizona's Tommy Lloyd is a candidate to choke in March because he is a Mark Few disciple

Tommy Lloyd being a Mark Few disciple, even though Arizona is really, really, really good. Yeah. I'm just like, that guy's getting choke in March.

Dependent on Arizona's 2026 tournament performance.

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