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Quarterback draft analysis should be based 100% on hand size

I might just do my draft analysis 100% based on [hand size]. I don't see a problem with that. Like I don't care about any of your stats. I don't care how far you can throw just give me your hand size if it's over nine and three-quarters. I'm drafting you.

This is an inherently satirical philosophy that cannot be proven right or wrong as a scouting method.

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The Detroit Lions' season is already effectively over

The Lions season might be Signed Sealed Delivered halfway through October as they're all out of ammo.

The Lions finished the 2019 season with a 3-12-1 record, placing last in the NFC North.
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Oct 21, 2019
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The Philadelphia Eagles are done

The Eagles might be done... they stink... I thought the Eagles were going to win straight to me too. But their defense is atrocious.

The Eagles recovered to finish 9-7, winning the NFC East and making the playoffs.
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Oct 21, 2019
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The Falcons are the worst team in the NFL

Are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL? See they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple years ago... but they are really, really bad. Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen.

The Falcons finished 7-9. While they were bad early, the Bengals (2-14) and Dolphins (5-11) were statistically worse.

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I love the DJ Moore trade for the Bears because it clears cap space for Max Crosby or Tyler Linderbaum

I love this trade because you clear up money. [DJ Moore's] got a big pretty hefty contract so you clear up money to maybe go get a Max Crosby or a Linderbaum. You get a pick and you make the bet that Luther Burden and Rome Odunze are gonna be taking leaps forward.

The trade is real in this transcript's timeline. The outcome of the cap space usage depends on free agency results.
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DJ Moore would not have had a 1,000-yard season if he stayed in the Bears' offense

He could have a thousand yards [with the Bills] and be like, wow. How, how could you trade him? He wouldn't have had a thousand yards in this Bear's offense.

Moore finished the 2023 season with 1,364 yards for the Bears, so this retrospective hypothetical is likely incorrect as he had already proven he could do it.
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Malik Willis is the #1 free agent backup quarterback

Top quarterback free agents... Is it also Malik Willis? Malik Willis is, yes. So he's number one. Malik Willis one.

Willis was traded to the Packers in 2024 and performed well as a backup, but ranking him #1 over established vets is a subjective value judgment.

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