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NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 Minutes + Recap, Big Cat Lost Everything And Football Guy Of The Week

Monday, October 21, 201912 takes

NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 minutes ( - ). We recap every game from Sunday. Kirk Cousins is back, the Lions fans roasted the refs , the Titans are buttcheeks still but the good kind. The Ravens are not frauds, the Niners D is legit, the Dolphins had a lead and the Bears are a dumpster fire. Who's back of the week, football guy of the week. College Football and suicidal Big Cat is back. Nyquil idea from PFT and Blame and Shame Media.  Game recap timestampsEagles - Cowboys( - )Falcons Rams( - )Bills Dolphins( - )Jaguars Bengals()Vikings Lions( - )Packers Raiders( - )Texans Colts()Giants Cardinals( - )Redskins 49ers( - )Chargers Titans( - )Seahawks Ravens( - )Saints Bears( - )

Recap

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The Philadelphia Eagles might be done

The Eagles might be done... they stink... I thought the Eagles were going to win straight to me too. But their defense is atrocious.

The Eagles actually went on to win the NFC East with a 9-7 record and made the playoffs, though they lost in the Wild Card round.
Loss
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The Falcons are the worst team in the NFL

Are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL? See they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple years ago... but they are really, really bad. Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen.

The Falcons finished 7-9. While they were bad early, the Bengals (2-14) and Dolphins (5-11) were statistically worse.
Win
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The Buffalo Bills will win 10 games this season

The bills are going to be those are gonna win ten games.

The Bills finished the 2019 season 10-6.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019
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Kirk Cousins is all the way back

Kirk Cousins is all the way back... I put the done chain on them after it... I would like to apologize to Vikings fans and to Kirk Cousins.

Cousins led the Vikings to a 10-6 record and a playoff win over the Saints, having one of his best statistical seasons.
Loss
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Aaron Rodgers is the NFL MVP

Aaron Rodgers... he's MVP. No, this is MVP Aaron that we're seeing right now five touchdowns pretty good.

Lamar Jackson won the 2019 NFL MVP in a unanimous vote.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019
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Pat Shurmur is a terrible coach and should be fired

I think [Pat Shurmur] is a terrible, terrible head coach and I think he should be fired... Eli Manning was essentially like a body shield for Pat Shurmur... Daniel Jones seems to be pretty good, you have Saquon Barkley, you had [Evan] Engram back, Golden Tate and you stink.

Pat Shurmur was indeed fired at the end of the 2019 season after going 4-12.
Win
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The Tennessee Titans will make the Wild Card round

The Titans are back kind of... they're going to be one of these teams that goes on a run and pisses me off. Their butt cheeks are going to play in the Wild Card round.

The Titans did make the Wild Card and went on a run to the AFC Championship game.
Win
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The Baltimore Ravens are not frauds

Hand up, the Baltimore Ravens are not frauds... That was an impressive win, an impressive road win... they are real.

The Ravens finished 14-2 with the best record in the NFL, though they were upset in the playoffs.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019
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The Chicago Bears are destined to never have a franchise quarterback

The Bears are destined to never have a franchise quarterback. It will never ever happen. It will never happen. The fact that we had DeShaun Watson and Patrick Mahomes in that draft class, it will never happen. It is destined. It is preordained.

As of 2024, the Bears are still searching for their first 4,000-yard passer in franchise history, having moved on from Trubisky and Justin Fields.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019·Who's Back
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Gerrit Cole is going to 'shove' in the World Series

Gerrit Cole is about to show you... he's gonna shove. I'm saying it's gonna shove.

Cole pitched well in Game 5 (1 ER in 7 IP), but he took the loss in Game 1 (5 ER in 7 IP). Overall, he was solid but not overwhelmingly dominant in the series loss.

College Football

Void
Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019·College Football
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Wisconsin will probably lose to Minnesota if they beat Ohio State

If we beat Ohio State we'll lose to Minnesota. That's how it will go. That's the calculation, give and take.

Wisconsin lost to Ohio State in the regular season (38-7) and actually beat Minnesota (38-17), so the conditions for the take weren't met.

Blame And Shame Media

Win
Take Slip·Oct 21, 2019·Blame And Shame Media
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I am betting heavily on the Patriots tonight because Tom Brady is under attack

Tom Brady somebody asked him a question about it at his locker... and he looked like he was going to cry... All I have to say about that is I'm betting heavily on the Patriots tonight.

The Patriots defeated the Jets 33-0 on Monday Night Football.