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Void
Oct 21, 2019
#27603
Big CatBig Cat

Quarterback draft analysis should be based 100% on hand size

I might just do my draft analysis 100% based on [hand size]. I don't see a problem with that. Like I don't care about any of your stats. I don't care how far you can throw just give me your hand size if it's over nine and three-quarters. I'm drafting you.

This is an inherently satirical philosophy that cannot be proven right or wrong as a scouting method.

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Oct 21, 2019·Fastest Two Minutes
#27600
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Detroit Lions' season is already effectively over

The Lions season might be Signed Sealed Delivered halfway through October as they're all out of ammo.

The Lions finished the 2019 season with a 3-12-1 record, placing last in the NFC North.
Loss
Oct 21, 2019
#4454
Big CatBig Cat

The Philadelphia Eagles are done

The Eagles might be done... they stink... I thought the Eagles were going to win straight to me too. But their defense is atrocious.

The Eagles recovered to finish 9-7, winning the NFC East and making the playoffs.
Loss
Oct 21, 2019
#4455
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Falcons are the worst team in the NFL

Are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL? See they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple years ago... but they are really, really bad. Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen.

The Falcons finished 7-9. While they were bad early, the Bengals (2-14) and Dolphins (5-11) were statistically worse.

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Open
Jul 20, 2026
#30975
Big CatBig Cat

Spain is entering a period of absolute soccer dominance and will win the next Euro.

They won the Euro two years ago. They won the World Cup. They're probably gonna win the Euro in two years. They're just different generation dominating soccer.

Euro 2028 has not happened yet.
Void
Jul 20, 2026
#30985
Big CatBig Cat

Goals scored in the World Cup third-place game should not count toward the Golden Boot.

I also had one bone to pick. The third place game, which is hilarious that they still do this... The fact that those goals count for the Golden Boot is such bullshit. That's stupid. That should not count. Like that's not a real game.

This is a subjective opinion about tournament rules.
Loss
Jul 20, 2026
#30986
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James will announce his free agency decision tonight.

I'm fully expecting him to announce at 9:00 PM tonight. Yep. Like shit like that where it's like, I went to a movie on Thursday night. I was like, oh, LeBron's gonna fucking announce during the movie. He's, he's now fucking us... I think that's what's gonna happen. I think he's gonna decide tonight.

Big Cat predicted that LeBron James would announce his free agency decision at 9:00 PM on July 20, 2026. However, reports from July 20 and July 21, 2026, indicated that James had not yet made his decision, and his agent stated on July 21 that he did not know when the announcement would occur.