"You can't blame old people for things like forgetting people, pooping their pants, or being racist" — Katie Nolan

Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016

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You can't blame old people for things like forgetting people, pooping their pants, or being racist

You know, there's things you can't blame old people for. Forgetting people. Pooping their pants. Sexism. Racism. Touches of racism. You sort of have to just go, okay.

Opinion Life Hot Subjective

Subjective take on social etiquette and aging.

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Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016

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A sprain is worse than a break

Sprains worse than a break. People forget that.

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While recovery times can vary, a complete fracture (break) is medically categorized as more severe structural damage than most sprains.

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Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016

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PFT Commenter

My J.J. Watt shoes caused my broken foot and J.J. Watt's back injury

My big takeaway, and I'm just connecting dots here, I was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. J.J. Watt was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. I'm not saying. I'm just saying.

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This is a humorous coincidence, not a verifiable causal link.

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Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016

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Big Cat

J.J. Watt's Super Bowl is having 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos

Bad news, you're out for the season. Good news, you now have 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos. Yeah, how many squats and box jumps can he fit into 10 months? Which, when you think about it, is J.J. Watt's Super Bowl. If J.J. Watt had the choice, win a Super Bowl or get 10 months to talk about making a comeback... I think he's going that way.