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Katie Nolan FS1 09/28/16

Wednesday, September 28, 201612 takes

PFT and JJ Watt are both on the IR and America is worried( - ). Power Rankings drink orders at the bar ( - ). Hot Seat Cool Throne of the week for the Coach's in trouble ( - ) . Katie Nolan joins the show to talk about working at FOX, Regis Philbin, Fish Fighting, and what it's like working for Roger Goodell ( - ). Segments include "Uhhh Ya Think", "Spinzone", "Hmmm", "Michael Wilbon name drop of the week presented by Michael Wilbon he once golfed with Obama not to brag" and a very special debut of our new unnamed RGIII segment.

Power Rankings

Push
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016·Power Rankings
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

IPAs create man boobs

Fun fact, IPAs create man boobs, and that's why I'm going to get breast cancer someday.

There is a grain of truth; hops contain phytoestrogens, which some studies suggest can impact hormone levels if consumed in massive quantities, but the direct causal link to 'man boobs' and breast cancer is largely considered a myth or exaggeration.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Push
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Lane Kiffin will get a head coaching job and be fired within a year

My hot seat is going to be Lane Kiffin. He's probably going to get a head coaching job after this year. It seems about time. And that immediately puts him back on the hot seat because he'll get fired within a year.

Kiffin did get a head coaching job at FAU in December 2016, but he was not fired within a year; he stayed three seasons before moving to Ole Miss.

Interview

Void
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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Katie NolanKatie Nolan

Bill Belichick is more important to the Patriots than Tom Brady

Who is more important to the Patriots, Belichick or Brady? Belichick.

This is a permanent subjective debate in sports, though Brady winning a Super Bowl with the Bucs later strengthened the Brady argument.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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Katie NolanKatie Nolan

The Patriots are definitely winning the Super Bowl this year

You think the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl? Sure. Come on. Don't say sure. Just say yes or no. Yes. I mean, how could they not?

The Patriots won Super Bowl LI in February 2017.

Uhhh Ya Think

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016·Uhhh Ya Think
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Big CatBig Cat

LSU will go after Nick Saban to replace Les Miles

One name that's floating around that LSU is allegedly going to go after, Nick Saban. LSU wants Nick Saban to coach their football team.

LSU ultimately hired Ed Orgeron. Saban remained at Alabama until his retirement.

Spin Zone

Void
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016·Spin Zone
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL is a better place when the Dallas Cowboys are using cocaine

I think if you're a Dallas Cowboy, you should be allowed to do cocaine. I think that's one of the rules. The NFL is a better place when the Dallas Cowboys are using cocaine.

This is a subjective and humorous observation about league entertainment value.

Other

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A sprain is worse than a break

Sprains worse than a break. People forget that.

While recovery times can vary, a complete fracture (break) is medically categorized as more severe structural damage than most sprains.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

My J.J. Watt shoes caused my broken foot and J.J. Watt's back injury

My big takeaway, and I'm just connecting dots here, I was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. J.J. Watt was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. I'm not saying. I'm just saying.

This is a humorous coincidence, not a verifiable causal link.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

J.J. Watt's Super Bowl is having 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos

Bad news, you're out for the season. Good news, you now have 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos. Yeah, how many squats and box jumps can he fit into 10 months? Which, when you think about it, is J.J. Watt's Super Bowl. If J.J. Watt had the choice, win a Super Bowl or get 10 months to talk about making a comeback... I think he's going that way.

Watt did indeed post many workout videos during his various injury rehabs, though calling it his 'Super Bowl' is a subjective characterization.
Push
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

J.J. Watt needs to wear a surgery cone so he doesn't re-injure himself working too hard

The bottom line is J.J. Watt needs a cone around his head like you give to a dog after surgery because he's so anxious to prove what a hard work he is. This is what it's all about. He rushed back from a back surgery so he could be like, oh, I'm a big, tough guy.

Watt did return quite quickly from surgery in 2016, which many analysts at the time believed contributed to his season-ending setback.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

There should be a 'Walking Awareness Month' in the NFL

Why isn't there a walking awareness month in the NFL? Walking injures more people statistically. People die all the time walking in front of cars. Drunk walking. Yeah, but they die walking. There should be walking awareness month if Roger Goodell truly cares about his fans.

The NFL has not implemented a 'Walking Awareness Month'.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 28, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Coach O would be an awesome cult leader

I don't know, but it sounds like Coach O would be an awesome cult leader.

Subjective opinion on Orgeron's motivational style.