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PFT CommenterBryce Harper's thumb injury and Daniel Murphy's buttocks injury are definitely connected
Bryce Harper with a thumb injury and Daniel Murphy with a buttocks injury... got to connect those. I'm not a conspiracy guy. The butt goes in the thumb. There are a lot of dots out there. This seems like it's a nice fit.
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View episodePFT CommenterA sprain is worse than a break
Sprains worse than a break. People forget that.
PFT CommenterMy J.J. Watt shoes caused my broken foot and J.J. Watt's back injury
My big takeaway, and I'm just connecting dots here, I was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. J.J. Watt was wearing J.J. Watt's shoes. I'm not saying. I'm just saying.
Big CatJ.J. Watt's Super Bowl is having 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos
Bad news, you're out for the season. Good news, you now have 10 months to post Instagram comeback videos. Yeah, how many squats and box jumps can he fit into 10 months? Which, when you think about it, is J.J. Watt's Super Bowl. If J.J. Watt had the choice, win a Super Bowl or get 10 months to talk about making a comeback... I think he's going that way.
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View profilePFT CommenterGarrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires
I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.
PFT CommenterThe Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown
I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.
PFT CommenterThe Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time
The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.