I would throw for 6,000 yards and 60 touchdowns in today's NFL
So I'm going to just say I would carve it up. Throw for 6,000, you know, 60 touchdowns and have fun, especially with my guys like Duper and Clayton... and there was no bubble screens. Pass interference was like a different monster back then too.
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I saw somebody tweet something out like, I've scored the first four days of Super Bowl week as 10-8, 10-9, 10-8, 10-9 in favor of the NBA... This is our week, NBA. You sons of bitches, NBA. You did it again.
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Yeah. I guess I throw better than anybody. You got that spiral? How's that? Yeah, I guess. Got that nice, tight, tight spiral? I guess that's what it's supposed to mean.
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