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Dan Marino, Blake Bortles and SB 53 Preview

Friday, February 1, 201924 takes

The NBA tried to steal Football's shine on the last weekend of Football ( - ). Super Bowl 53 betting angles, stats and picks ( - ). Hall of Famer Dan Marino joins the show. Future Hall of Famer Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his future, being nominated for NFL man of the year, and Wikipedia Club is back in session ( - ). Segments include Porzingis trade, the annual we didn't start the fire NFL song, perspective, Kings stay Kings and FAQ including a drunk idea

Dan Marino and Blake Bortles on SB 53 Preview and the NBA's Disrespect

Super Bowl week is finally reaching its peak, and Big Cat and PFT Commenter are running on pure adrenaline and Devour frozen meals. The energy in Atlanta is electric, even if the NBA is doing its absolute best to steal the spotlight with a massive trade right as the football world converges for the big game. PFT didn't take the timing of the Porzingis news lightly, calling out the league for trying to hijack the weekend.

Win
Feb 1, 2019
#3038
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NBA purposefully tried to cuck the NFL during Super Bowl week

I saw somebody tweet something out like, I've scored the first four days of Super Bowl week as 10-8, 10-9, 10-8, 10-9 in favor of the NBA... This is our week, NBA. You sons of bitches, NBA. You did it again.

The NBA frequently dominates the news cycle with trades during Super Bowl week, specifically the Porzingis trade in 2019.

Before getting into the meat of the Rams and Patriots matchup, the guys shared some heavy-hitting stats that are guaranteed to influence your sportsbook decisions. Between Wade Phillips’ emotional motivation and some questionable referee trends, the "narrative street" is crowded this year. Big Cat is leaning heavily into the sentimental side of the Rams' defensive scheme.

Loss
Feb 1, 2019
#3040
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are impossible to bet against because it is a Wade Phillips 'Dad Game'

Wade Phillips dedicates one game a year to his late father, Bum Phillips. The Rams, or sorry, Wade Phillips' team's defenses, 7-0 in Bum Phillips' dedicated games. ... I don't know how you can bet against the Rams now. It's a dad game.

The Rams lost 13-3, failing to win the 'Dad Game'.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#3042
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL is running a 'long con' with referee John Perry to make the Patriots win

In Rams games, [John Perry is] 7-0. In Patriots Super Bowls, Patriots are 0-1. So is this also an NFL long con where they planted John Perry in 2007 to basically ref for a decade-plus and be really biased towards the Rams so that everyone would be like, oh, the Rams are going to win this because the NFL is corrupt. Oh, switcheroo, the Patriots won.

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While meant sarcastically, the Patriots did indeed win the game, 'correcting' the referee trend Big Cat mentioned.

As for the actual play on the field, the debate between talent and experience continues to haunt the predictions. Big Cat admitted that while the Rams might have the better roster on paper, betting against the New England dynasty feels like a trap. There is also the major concern regarding Todd Gurley’s health and whether he can sustain his performance for four full quarters.

Void
Feb 1, 2019
#3044
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams would win if both teams played a perfect game because they have more talent

I'm stuck with the same thought over and over. The Rams are the more talented team. But the Patriots, at the end of the day, it's still Brady and Belichick. If they both play perfect games, I think the Rams will win because they have more talent overall.

Subjective comparison of talent vs. result. The Patriots won a defensive battle, suggesting talent alone didn't decide it.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#3046
Big CatBig Cat

Todd Gurley will fade in the second half of the Super Bowl due to his knee injury

I think you're going to see one of those situations where Todd Gurley, awesome in the first half, fades in the second because his knee or whatever's going on... I think the adrenaline maybe a couple shots whatever he comes out hot and then when you need him in the fourth quarter it either is C.J. Anderson in his thick ass booty or the rams are in trouble.

Gurley was a complete non-factor the entire game (10 carries for 35 yards), barely playing as the injury proved to be significant.

Hank, ever the Patriots optimist, isn't buying the Jared Goff hype, suggesting that the young quarterback’s focus might be a bit too split between the playbook and his favorite podcast.

Loss
Feb 1, 2019
#29684
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Gambling Tip: Bet the over on total field goals (1.5) for both teams in every game

I got a little professional gambling tip out there for you guys... you find the team that has the lowest over under for total field goals for the game usually it's one and a half and then you just take the over on that every team kicks at least two field goals a game

In Super Bowl 53, the Patriots kicked 2 FGs but the Rams only kicked 1, making the 'every team' part of the claim false for this specific game.
Loss
Feb 1, 2019
#3050
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Official Score Prediction: Rams 24, Patriots 20

My official pick is 24 to 20... Rams 24, Patriots 20.

The Patriots won 13-3 in the lowest-scoring Super Bowl ever.

Dan Marino joined the show in the back of the van, and to say the vibe was "different" would be an understatement. The Hall of Famer wasn't exactly thrilled about the cramped quarters or some of the more irreverent questions from PFT and Big Cat. Marino did, however, offer some insight into how his legendary 1984 season would translate to today's pass-happy NFL, claiming he would put up video game numbers.

Win
Feb 1, 2019
#3052
Big CatBig Cat

Picking the Patriots is the 'integrity' pick to avoid gambling embarrassment

The first thing you want to do is obviously pick a winner. The second thing you want to do is make sure you don't get embarrassed. So I guess my official pick would be the Patriots because I feel like when you get to the end of the game, it will be embarrassing if you have the Rams and the Patriots do what they've always done.

The Patriots won, validating the 'avoiding embarrassment' strategy.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#29681
Dan MarinoDan Marino

It is harder for a quarterback to throw in the rain than it is to throw in the wind

Actually, it's harder probably to throw in the rain. ... Because it's the wetness of the ball.

This is an expert opinion on physics and feel from one of the greatest passers ever.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#29683
Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

I wear a hat in public as a service to others so they don't have to look at my balding head

I wear a hat for the benefit of other people because I don't like looking at balding heads. So that's why I wear a hat because I don't want anybody else to have to look at my balding head.

Subjective personal motivation.

Following the Marino experience, the BOAT himself, Blake Bortles, stepped into the van to bring the mood back up. As a Walter Payton Man of the Year nominee, Blake discussed his "foundation stuff" and the reality of his future in Jacksonville. The guys also brought back Wikipedia Club to dive into the life and times of Jim Nance, discovering that the legendary announcer makes a cool $7 million a year to talk us to sleep during the Masters.

To wrap things up, the show featured the annual tradition of "We Didn't Start the Fire," recapping a wild NFL season that included everything from the double doink to Kelvin Benjamin's appetite. It’s the perfect way to head into the final Sunday of the season before we all succumb to the post-football depression.

Good luck to everyone's bets, except for the ones against the BOAT's coin toss streak.

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Push
Feb 1, 2019
#3048
HankHank

The Patriots are going to kill the Rams in the Super Bowl

I think Pat's going to kill him. I know we love Jared on the show. Good friend of the program. But the fact that he is, like, listening to all our episodes... it seems like he's not, like, as focused. McVay is going to get beaten by Belichick in some way, shape, or form at some point during the game.

The Patriots won but 13-3 is hardly 'killing' someone in terms of score, though it was a defensive masterclass.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#20602
Big CatBig Cat

Dan Marino didn't like us — he's not a real friendly guy

Let's just say Dan Marino didn't like us. He's not a real friendly guy.

Dan Marino did not like them.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#20592
Dan MarinoDan Marino

I've never done an interview in the back of a van

I've never done an interview in the back of a van, but that's cool.

Hall of Fame quarterbacks are not typically interviewed in vans.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#20595
Dan MarinoDan Marino

I guess 'pure passer' means I throw better than anybody? I guess?

Yeah. I guess I throw better than anybody. You got that spiral? How's that? Yeah, I guess. Got that nice, tight, tight spiral? I guess that's what it's supposed to mean.

Dan Marino does throw better than anybody. He guessed correctly.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#3054
Dan MarinoDan Marino

I would throw for 6,000 yards and 60 touchdowns in today's NFL

So I'm going to just say I would carve it up. Throw for 6,000, you know, 60 touchdowns and have fun, especially with my guys like Duper and Clayton... and there was no bubble screens. Pass interference was like a different monster back then too.

Purely hypothetical, cannot be proven or disproven.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#29680
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dan Marino's 1984 season is the greatest quarterback season in NFL history

That 1984 season — I actually would say is the best season for a quarterback just because of the era and everything involved. You had 48 touchdowns, which was 16 more than anyone else.

While subjective, Marino's 1984 season is widely considered one of the greatest statistical anomalies in sports history.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#20597
Dan MarinoDan Marino

Retired QBs aren't secretly happy when their replacements stink — I'm a Dolphin for life

No, you know what? That's no. I'm a dolphin for life. I always wanted them to do well. I really did.

The Dolphins have not had a franchise quarterback since Marino retired in 1999.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#3056
Dan MarinoDan Marino

I take full credit for Jim Carrey's career

So it really wasn't about me. It was about what I did for Jim Carrey, because if it wasn't for me, no one would know who Jim Carrey is. That's kind of how I take all full credit for Jim Carrey's career.

While Marino was a big draw, Carrey was already a rising star, making the claim jokingly hyperbolic.
Win
Feb 1, 2019
#29682
Dan MarinoDan Marino

Bernie Kosar is the one who brought the fake spike play to the NFL

Actually, that's a good question. Bernie Kosar. Bernie Kosar brought that from Cleveland. They used to practice it a little bit in Cleveland, and we started practicing in Miami, so I give Bernie Kosar credit for that.

Kosar is indeed credited with the play's origin at Miami and bringing it to the pros.
Void
Feb 1, 2019
#20596
Dan MarinoDan Marino

I don't know who Marlins Man is

I don't know him, but now it hit me.

The most famous person in Miami sports did not know the second most famous person in Miami sports.
Void
Feb 1, 2019·Null
#3057
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a federal holiday

We all are in agreement, obviously, that the Monday after the Super Bowl should be a federal holiday. Correct. Move President's Day. Abraham Lincoln's dead. He won't care. I promise. He probably would have been a big football fan.

This is a subjective opinion on public policy/calendar management.
Win
Feb 1, 2019·Null
#3059
Big CatBig Cat

The Knicks traded Porzingis for cap space they will definitely fail to use

The Knicks traded Kristaps to the Mavs... Basically, a cap space move... they are now going to try to go all in on Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving, name any free agent, and the Knicks will be rumored to get them. And they won't get them because James Dolan is still the owner.

The Knicks famously failed to sign Durant or Irving in the 2019 offseason; both went to the Brooklyn Nets.
Loss
Feb 1, 2019
#3060
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys will hire either Tony Romo or Sean Payton as head coach in 2020

I did hear, though, that the Cowboys aren't going to extend [Jason] Garrett. So he's going to be a lame duck next year. You know what that means. Coach Romo in 2020. ... Romo or Sean Payton?

The Cowboys hired Mike McCarthy in January 2020. Romo stayed in broadcasting and Payton stayed in New Orleans.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James is a 'shisha-holic' who needs to stop drinking wine everywhere

LeBron drank wine on the bench. And I think we can all agree he has a problem. ... realize that your king — I'm doing air quotes — your king is a shisha-holic.

Purely a comedic bit/opinion.

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