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The New York Jets will break the NFL record for rushing attempts this season

I think the New York jets this year are going to break the record for rushing attempts. They did a drive yesterday where they only ran it... I think we're just gonna watch Army Navy every single week.

The Jets finished 3-14. They did not come close to breaking any rushing attempts record.

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Aug 18, 2025
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Joe Flacco will start at quarterback for the Browns to buy the coaching staff time

I think what [Kevin Stefanski] is gonna do is start Flacco and then he'll continue to have [Dylan] Gabriel and [Shedeur] Sanders kind of like going shot for shot... he's gonna buy himself a couple weeks by having Flacco start.

Joe Flacco started Week 1 for the Browns, as PFT predicted. Flacco won the QB competition while Gabriel and Sanders dealt with injuries in camp.
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Aug 18, 2025
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Matthew Stafford will miss a few games this season due to injury

I think [Matthew Stafford] can start and finish the season, but I think he'll probably miss a couple games inside the season.

Matthew Stafford did not miss significant games in 2025. He had an MVP-caliber season with 4,707 passing yards (1st in NFL), played all or nearly all games, and led the league in yards and TDs.
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Aug 18, 2025
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The UFC should implement a rule requiring submissions after prolonged ground control

I just think that if you take someone down for 25 minutes and wrestle them, you should have to submit them... If you wrestle someone for 25 minutes, you have to submit them. Or else it's impressively boring.

This is a subjective opinion about sport rules.

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The Jets fleeced the Titans in the Andre Sweat for Jermaine Johnson trade

I think the Jets fleece the Titans. I think it's a win-win, win-win win plus for the Jets. I'll say win plus... So they traded for Andre Sweat. He has two years left on his contract. Jermaine Johnson only had one year left on his contract. That's the plus... And that's the reason why you traded Jermaine Johnson because he was on the last year of his rookie deal.

Evaluating who 'won' a trade for defensive linemen usually takes a full season of play to determine.
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Jets owner Woody Johnson is a failure who needs to go

Woody Johnson just, you know, he's gotta go... He's in the [Epstein] files. Yeah, he's in them... Everything they do is lose so you gotta take stuff away.

This is a fan opinion on ownership and cannot be objectively proven.
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The Ravens will trade Lamar Jackson to the Jets this offseason

I spoke it into existence... Good organization, they think their guy's over the hump might have injuries. Send him to a bad organization who's needy, haven't made the playoffs in 15 years, has a lot of draft capital. Oh my God, that'd be so sick.

A bold offseason prediction for 2026.