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The Lions will be 5-5 going into their Thanksgiving game against the Texans

Remember what I said on Friday... the little baby run. Their schedule opens up... Colts at Vikings, Washington football team at Carolina at Houston. I think I said they're going to be five and five going into the Texans... on Thanksgiving.

The Lions were 4-7 heading into Thanksgiving after losing to the Texans. They did not reach 5-5.

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Take Slip·Oct 26, 2020
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DK Metcalf is the fastest human being to ever step foot on grass

DK Metcalf is the fastest human being alive. Like I—he's very fast but he's not faster than Usain Bolt, but I think he might be... [Metcalf] is the fastest human being to ever step foot on grass.

Usain Bolt holds the world record for the 100m sprint. Metcalf is elite for the NFL, but literally not the fastest human ever.
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Take Slip·Oct 26, 2020
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The Titans are a tier below the Chiefs, Ravens, and Steelers

I still don't think the Titans are like top top level AFC. This is not—if we're putting it into two tiers, I'm not saying the Titans are bad. I'm saying there's a tier of Chiefs, Ravens, Steelers, and I think there's a step down to the Titans.

The Titans finished 11-5 but lost in the Wild Card round. The Chiefs reached the Super Bowl, and the Ravens won a playoff game. The Steelers collapsed late but were considered higher tier at the time.
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Take Slip·Oct 26, 2020
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Michael Thomas is on the trading block and will likely be traded

Michael Thomas, one of the best Twitter names out there... but yes he is—he's a big reason why the offense hasn't looked awesome... I think he's probably on the trading block. Methinks the lady doth protest too much [regarding Sean Payton's denial].

Michael Thomas was not traded in 2020; he remained with the Saints for several more injury-plagued seasons.

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Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

The 'cheat code' status of a team's over is based on a specific run of games; eventually, Vegas adjusts the lines.
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I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

The bounty itself is a factual offer made by the hosts.
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Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?

The Dolphins' internal view on 'everything being on the table' is a subjective claim about team strategy.