I am in on the proposed 14-team MLB playoff format

I personally, it's crazy. It's stupid. And I know baseball purists will hate it. But from a fundamental level of making September more enjoyable, making a lot of markets still feel like they have a shot, having just more playoff baseball... and eliminating the one game playoff that always kind of feels like it screws someone over. I'm kind of in on this.

I am officially all in on participation trophies

As soon as I became a dad, my son got a gold medal for just showing up to gym... I was like, fuck yeah, you got that, dude. You fucking showed up. So I'm all in on participation trophies. That flipped in my brain.

Philip Rivers' skills are vastly diminishing

[Philip Rivers and the Chargers] both decided that Philip Rivers' skills are vastly diminishing and we needed to move on.

Spitting in your own pee stream is a sign of dominance

Number one, spitting in your pee stream is a sign of dominance... once it hits the stream you're in for a good day. Target practice. It's like going skeet shooting.

You cannot trust a guy who consistently wears cologne

You can't trust a guy who consistently wears cologne. You just can't. You're trying too hard.