"Professional athletes who are 'disability check fat' like Bartolo Colon are the best" — Hank Azaria

Take Slip·May 12, 2017

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Professional athletes who are 'disability check fat' like Bartolo Colon are the best

Jim Brockmire's favorite is Bartolo Colon. Because you have to love any professional athlete that is very nearly disability check fat.

Opinion Baseball Medium Subjective

This is a subjective character-based opinion.

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Take Slip·May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap

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Big Cat

The Capitals will never win anything with Alex Ovechkin

The Capitals continually disappoint you. You know that they're never going to do anything with Ovechkin.

Opinion Hockey Hot

The Capitals and Ovechkin won the Stanley Cup the very next season (2018).

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Take Slip·May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap

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PFT Commenter

D.C. is a loser town

Say what you want about Dan Snyder. They always compare the D.C. teams because D.C. is a loser town. I agree with that 100%. You can't really make an argument against that.

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

While subjective, the 'loser town' label was shortly debunked by championships from the Capitals (2018), Mystics (2019), and Nationals (2019).

Win

Take Slip·May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap

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PFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals will be 2018 Stanley Cup champions

I might just go tonight and get a Washington Capitals 2018 Stanley Cup champions tattoo.

Prediction Hockey ScorchingSarcastic

The Capitals did indeed win the 2018 Stanley Cup. PFT later famously got this tattoo.

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Take Slip·May 4, 2018

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Hank Azaria

Mickey Callaway and Dave Eiland are the real deal for the Mets

I believe in Mickey Callaway and Dave Eiland. I think that that might be real. Like, I have more faith than a Met fan would normally have in what's going on.

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Mickey Callaway's tenure with the Mets was viewed as a failure, characterized by poor decision-making and a sub-.500 record over two seasons before being fired.

Win

Take Slip·May 4, 2018

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Hank Azaria

Josh Allen has the highest ceiling of any quarterback in the 2018 draft class

I almost think [Josh] Allen might have ultimately the highest ceiling.