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If you had vaccinations, your genitalia wouldn't look like cauliflower

In terms you can understand [Reggie Bush], if Kim Kardashian had gotten the Gardasil vaccine, then your dick wouldn't look like a cauliflower.

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Gardasil prevents HPV, not 'cauliflower dick' in the literal sense, and the specific application to Reggie Bush is satirical nonsense.

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Nov 28, 2018
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No NFL team has ever gone 0-3 then 8-0 and failed to win the Super Bowl

Has any team ever gone 0-3 and then 8-0 and then not won the Super Bowl? It's never happened. It's never happened before.

The 2018 Texans did exactly this (0-3 then 9-0) and lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts. They did not win the Super Bowl.
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Nov 28, 2018
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I don't think the Texans can win three playoff games to reach the Super Bowl

I don't think [the Texans] can win three playoff games, but I do think they can win two playoff games to then get to the Super Bowl. And then if they're in the Super Bowl, it's like... I don't even know what we do.

The Texans won the AFC South but lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts (1-1 in playoffs), so they did not win two or three games.
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Nov 28, 2018
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Cody Kessler is trash

I think Cody Kessler stinks. I think he's trash. He's absolutely trash.

Kessler's NFL career as a starter was very short-lived and unsuccessful; he was 2-10 as a starter overall.

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The Ravens are using Maxx Crosby's failed physical as a convenient excuse to back out of the trade

Either one, [the Ravens] really trust the doctor to believe them on that or two, it's bullshit and it's made up and they're secretly planning a different move and they're using the physical as an excuse to get out of it.

The trade was indeed rescinded, but whether the 'physical failed' was a legitimate medical concern or a front for buyer's remorse remains a matter of speculation.
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The Raiders' short statement indicates Mark Davis is furious about the rescinded trade

The statement that the Raiders put out said a lot, which is just like 'they backed out of the trade. We have no further comment.' That to me sounds like a pissed off Mark Davis.

This is an interpretation of tone and cannot be objectively proven true or false.
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The NFL's two-day 'legal tampering' window is a dangerous gift for GMs with buyer's remorse

This two day period is so weird because something like this can happen and then nothing that has been reported over the last day actually has to happen. Right. Nothing's final yet.

This accurately describes the mechanics of the legal tampering period.

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