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Matt Flynn And Defending Blake Bortles

Wednesday, November 28, 201812 takes

The Texans won't stop winning but Big Cat insists he's still not worried that he may have to cut off the tip of his pinky.(-) Blake Bortles was benched and we're not giving Cody Kessler a fair shot. (-) The Redskins sign Rubeun Foster. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (-) QB Matt Flynn joins the show to talk about the famous Matt Flynn Game, what it was like playing with Aaron Rodgers and for Mike McCarthy, winning a National Championship with LSU, and backing up Brady, Rodgers, Russ Wilson, and Drew Brees. (-) Segments include someone's fucking with Adam Schefter, (-) PR 101 Reggie Bush, (-) the debut of a new segment called "Click for more”, (-) well that makes sense, (-) and guys on chicks (-).

Matt Flynn on the Packers’ Drama and Defending Blake Bortles

The Houston Texans have officially become a problem for Big Cat’s anatomy. They won their eighth straight game on Monday night, making NFL history by bouncing back from an 0-3 start. PFT is already measuring the pinky for the chopping block, reminding everyone that this kind of momentum usually only leads to one destination.

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Nov 28, 2018
#7665
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

No NFL team has ever gone 0-3 then 8-0 and failed to win the Super Bowl

Has any team ever gone 0-3 and then 8-0 and then not won the Super Bowl? It's never happened. It's never happened before.

The 2018 Texans did exactly this (0-3 then 9-0) and lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts. They did not win the Super Bowl.

Big Cat isn't ready to book the hand surgeon just yet, but he’s starting to acknowledge that the path to a nub is looking dangerously clear. He’s holding out hope that a playoff exit will save his finger.

Loss
Nov 28, 2018
#24110
Big CatBig Cat

I don't think the Texans can win three playoff games to reach the Super Bowl

I don't think [the Texans] can win three playoff games, but I do think they can win two playoff games to then get to the Super Bowl. And then if they're in the Super Bowl, it's like... I don't even know what we do.

The Texans won the AFC South but lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts (1-1 in playoffs), so they did not win two or three games.

The Fall of the Boat

The vibe took a somber turn as we addressed the benching of Blake Bortles in Jacksonville. Big Cat and PFT aren't taking this sitting down, especially with Cody Kessler stepping into the starting role. Big Cat was quick to point out that the change under center is less of an upgrade and more of a disaster.

Win
Nov 28, 2018
#7666
Big CatBig Cat

Cody Kessler is trash

I think Cody Kessler stinks. I think he's trash. He's absolutely trash.

Kessler's NFL career as a starter was very short-lived and unsuccessful; he was 2-10 as a starter overall.

Beyond just the talent gap, PFT sees a darker motive behind the quarterback switch in Jacksonville. The chemistry in that room is effectively dead.

Void
Nov 28, 2018
#7667
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cody Kessler was brought in to make Blake Bortles nervous, not to make the team better

I don't think [Kessler] was there to make Blake Bortles better. I think he was brought in to make Blake Bortles nervous. And that's not a recipe for having a good football team.

While speculative, the Jaguars' benching of Bortles for Kessler did not result in improvement, and Bortles was released shortly after.

Matt Flynn: The Alpha Beta

Legendary backup Matt Flynn joined the show to settle the debate once and for all: what is the true Matt Flynn Game? While he has a soft spot for the Dallas comeback, the 480-yard, six-touchdown performance against the Lions is the one that padded the bank account. Flynn gave some incredible insight into the Packers' locker room, noting that Aaron Rodgers is still fueled by the slights he faced years ago.

Void
Nov 28, 2018
#24111
Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

Aaron Rodgers is an extremely competitive guy who still carries a chip on his shoulder from being overlooked in college

Aaron is an extremely competitive guy, chip on his shoulder kind of guy. He's always played like that. I mean, he still carries the chip around the shoulder that, you know, he didn't get offered by Pete Carroll or he had to go to junior college.

This is a subjective character assessment by a former teammate.

Flynn also discussed the current state of Green Bay, admitting that while the organization is great at keeping secrets, the results on the field suggest that the Rodgers-McCarthy era is stumbling toward a messy finish.

Win
Nov 28, 2018
#7670
Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

Something in the Packers' organization has to change because they have squandered Aaron Rodgers' prime

Something's going on over there, and something's got to be fixed or changed because they've found a way to kind of squander some of his prime years... something's got to change.

Mike McCarthy was fired just days later on December 2, 2018, following a loss to the Cardinals.

When it comes to the GOAT debate, Flynn has a unique perspective having backed up Brady, Brees, and Rodgers. For him, the pure talent choice is easy.

Void
Nov 28, 2018
#7669
Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

Aaron Rodgers is more talented than Tom Brady

I think from a talent level, definitely Aaron. I mean, the guy's insanely talented, and he's got a photographic memory... [but] I'm going to say, just because of my personal relationship, Aaron Rodgers [is the GOAT].

The talent vs. success debate between Rodgers and Brady is the most common subjective debate in NFL history.

Before leaving, Flynn confirmed one of the great urban legends of college football regarding his old LSU teammate, Jamarcus Russell.

Void
Nov 28, 2018
#24112
Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

I saw Jamarcus Russell throw a football 90 yards in street clothes

I witnessed it with my eyes. He was in street clothes. We were walking, leaving practice... He was in the indoor facility, picked up a ball and threw it 90 yards. I'd never seen anything like it.

While difficult to verify 90 yards exactly, Russell's arm strength is well-documented; however, 90 yards is an extreme distance that borders on hyperbole.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a wide range of topics, from Mars being Arizona with more sand to the return of Mack Brown at UNC. PFT isn't impressed with the newest Mars lander, mostly because the "discoveries" feel a bit redundant.

Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NASA's Mars Insight lander will find 'evidence of water' that we already knew about

They're going to maybe find traces of what might have been water a billion years ago. But the headlines are going to say evidence of water on Mars, which we already have.

NASA discoveries frequently emphasize historical water traces, though whether they were 'already known' is a matter of scientific nuance.

Big Cat also floated a theory that our good friend Baker Mayfield might be the reason Adam Schefter has been getting caught with bad info lately. It would be an all-time move for the Browns' franchise savior.

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Nov 28, 2018·Media
#7671
Big CatBig Cat

Baker Mayfield is tipping off Adam Schefter with fake news tips to make him look like an idiot

Baker Mayfield... has been tipping off Adam Schefter with fake shit and making him look like an idiot because he knows we got a little rivalry with the P-Man.

Hot TakeFootballHotSarcastic
There is no evidence Baker Mayfield was intentionally pranking Schefter for PMT; the Condoleezza Rice story was just a bad scoop.

To wrap things up, the crew answered some listener questions in Guys on Chicks, where Big Cat reminded everyone that there is only one acceptable gift for a grown man during the holiday season.

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Big CatBig Cat

Adults should only want cash for Christmas

If you want to get your significant other something very nice for Christmas, it is C-A-S-H, cash. You become an adult and you realize cash is king... I want the cash so I can pay my bookie.

This is a subjective preference and a recurring theme for the hosts.

If you aren't clicking for more on Joe Buck's fictional ED pills, you aren't living.

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Loss
Nov 28, 2018
#7672
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you had vaccinations, your genitalia wouldn't look like cauliflower

In terms you can understand [Reggie Bush], if Kim Kardashian had gotten the Gardasil vaccine, then your dick wouldn't look like a cauliflower.

Fact ClaimLifeScorchingSarcastic
Gardasil prevents HPV, not 'cauliflower dick' in the literal sense, and the specific application to Reggie Bush is satirical nonsense.

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