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Matt Flynn And Defending Blake Bortles

Wednesday, November 28, 20189 takes

The Texans won't stop winning but Big Cat insists he's still not worried that he may have to cut off the tip of his pinky.(-) Blake Bortles was benched and we're not giving Cody Kessler a fair shot. (-) The Redskins sign Rubeun Foster. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (-) QB Matt Flynn joins the show to talk about the famous Matt Flynn Game, what it was like playing with Aaron Rodgers and for Mike McCarthy, winning a National Championship with LSU, and backing up Brady, Rodgers, Russ Wilson, and Drew Brees. (-) Segments include someone's fucking with Adam Schefter, (-) PR 101 Reggie Bush, (-) the debut of a new segment called "Click for more”, (-) well that makes sense, (-) and guys on chicks (-).

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

No NFL team has ever gone 0-3 then 8-0 and failed to win the Super Bowl

Has any team ever gone 0-3 and then 8-0 and then not won the Super Bowl? It's never happened. It's never happened before.

The 2018 Texans did exactly this (0-3 then 9-0) and lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts. They did not win the Super Bowl.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

Cody Kessler is trash

I think Cody Kessler stinks. I think he's trash. He's absolutely trash.

Kessler's NFL career as a starter was very short-lived and unsuccessful; he was 2-10 as a starter overall.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cody Kessler was brought in to make Blake Bortles nervous, not to make the team better

I don't think [Kessler] was there to make Blake Bortles better. I think he was brought in to make Blake Bortles nervous. And that's not a recipe for having a good football team.

While speculative, the Jaguars' benching of Bortles for Kessler did not result in improvement, and Bortles was released shortly after.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

Baker Mayfield is pranking Adam Schefter with fake news tips

Baker Mayfield... has been tipping off Adam Schefter with fake shit and making him look like an idiot because he knows we got a little rivalry with the P-Man.

Hot TakeFootballHotSarcastic
There is no evidence Baker Mayfield was the source, but it fits the show's narrative of supporting Baker and poking fun at Schefter.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you had vaccinations, your genitalia wouldn't look like cauliflower

In terms you can understand [Reggie Bush], if Kim Kardashian had gotten the Gardasil vaccine, then your dick wouldn't look like a cauliflower.

Fact ClaimLifeScorchingSarcastic
Gardasil prevents HPV, not 'cauliflower dick' in the literal sense, and the specific application to Reggie Bush is satirical nonsense.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Win
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NASA's Mars Insight lander will find 'evidence of water' that we already knew about

They're going to maybe find traces of what might have been water a billion years ago. But the headlines are going to say evidence of water on Mars, which we already have.

NASA discoveries frequently emphasize historical water traces, though whether they were 'already known' is a matter of scientific nuance.

Guys On Chicks

Void
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018·Guys on Chicks
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Big CatBig Cat

Adults should only want cash for Christmas

If you want to get your significant other something very nice for Christmas, it is C-A-S-H, cash. You become an adult and you realize cash is king... I want the cash so I can pay my bookie.

This is a subjective preference and a recurring theme for the hosts.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

Something in the Packers' organization has to change because they have squandered Aaron Rodgers' prime

Something's going on over there, and something's got to be fixed or changed because they've found a way to kind of squander some of his prime years... something's got to change.

Mike McCarthy was fired just days later on December 2, 2018, following a loss to the Cardinals.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 28, 2018
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Matt FlynnMatt Flynn

Aaron Rodgers is more talented than Tom Brady

I think from a talent level, definitely Aaron. I mean, the guy's insanely talented, and he's got a photographic memory... [but] I'm going to say, just because of my personal relationship, Aaron Rodgers [is the GOAT].

The talent vs. success debate between Rodgers and Brady is the most common subjective debate in NFL history.