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If you had vaccinations, your genitalia wouldn't look like cauliflower

In terms you can understand [Reggie Bush], if Kim Kardashian had gotten the Gardasil vaccine, then your dick wouldn't look like a cauliflower.

Gardasil prevents HPV, not 'cauliflower dick' in the literal sense, and the specific application to Reggie Bush is satirical nonsense.

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Nov 28, 2018
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No NFL team has ever gone 0-3 then 8-0 and failed to win the Super Bowl

Has any team ever gone 0-3 and then 8-0 and then not won the Super Bowl? It's never happened. It's never happened before.

The 2018 Texans did exactly this (0-3 then 9-0) and lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts. They did not win the Super Bowl.
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Nov 28, 2018
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I don't think the Texans can win three playoff games to reach the Super Bowl

I don't think [the Texans] can win three playoff games, but I do think they can win two playoff games to then get to the Super Bowl. And then if they're in the Super Bowl, it's like... I don't even know what we do.

The Texans won the AFC South but lost in the Wild Card round to the Colts (1-1 in playoffs), so they did not win two or three games.
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Nov 28, 2018
#7666
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Cody Kessler is trash

I think Cody Kessler stinks. I think he's trash. He's absolutely trash.

Kessler's NFL career as a starter was very short-lived and unsuccessful; he was 2-10 as a starter overall.

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The Saints had the best loss of Week 1

I think this was the best loss of the week. Number two right now would be the Houston Texans.

This is an evaluative opinion about the quality of a loss, not an objectively resolvable claim.
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Cam Ward may not be the guy

I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's gonna be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is.

Cam Ward's eventual status as Tennessee's long-term quarterback has not been resolved.
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The Dolphins will get their first win on November 1

November 1st is what I'm saying for the Dolphins' first win.

The Dolphins' first win of the 2026 season has not been resolved in the available context.