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Ben Johnson would easily beat up every member of the Sean McVay coaching tree in a physical fight.

They all hate Ben Johnson, which I fucking love. The McVay mafia... They would wanna fight Ben Johnson if they could. Like they don't want to like gang up and beat... Ben Johnson would beat all their asses.

Inherently subjective and unlikely to ever actually happen.

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Aug 3, 2026
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The 2026 MLB season will be the last season of baseball ever due to the impending lockout

This might be the last year of baseball of all time. Get ready to learn lockout baby. The Dodgers ruined baseball.

While a lockout is a real threat, the claim that baseball will cease to exist is satirical exaggeration.
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MLB owners are intentionally colluding to let the Dodgers acquire every star to force a salary cap in the next CBA.

I think that a lockout's gonna happen... this is just all collusion and the owners are just letting the Dodgers get these guys because everyone is going to get to the new CBA and be like, how can we not have a lockout? The Dodgers are gonna win it every single year under the current circumstances.

Pending future MLB CBA negotiations.
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Aug 3, 2026
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Tony Romo is likely done at CBS with JJ Watt poised to take over the lead role

Tony Romo is now no longer as of right now going to be calling games. At least for week one. JJ Watt has taken his place. I feel like this might be it for Tony Romo with CBS.

Depends on whether Romo returns to the lead chair later in the season.

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The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

The Chargers' season outcome and whether the loss effectively ended their season had not been resolved at the time of the episode.
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Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

This is a retrospective interpretation of the game rather than a purely objective claim; assigning primary blame is subjective.
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Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.

Oregon's playoff status after the USC game was still unresolved at the time of the episode.