The Knicks may never lose another basketball game

The New York Knicks are three games away from the NBA title, and they may never lose a game again. 'cause we're gonna talk about game one. Come back win for The Knicks... they may never lose again. Now I'm talking about next season too. They might just be the best team to ever play playoff basketball.

Victor Wembanyama's 'frenchness' gives him a mystical aura that shields him from being called corny

Would we hate Weby more if he was not French? Does his frenchness kind of give like a mystical aura to him when he's being weird when he is acting like aloof sometimes? If he was American, would we be like, this guy's a little bit corny? But he's French, so it's okay.

Jalen Brunson is the number one 'killer' in the NBA right now

I would say right now in the NBA, the number one killer, like in terms of fourth quarter killer, you just want the ball in [Brunson's] hands. He will run the offense. He will get to his spots. He will make his shots and he is just completely unaffected by everything.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.