Jameis Winston is a reps guy

Jameis is a reps guy. His assignment going into this game: be the best backup you can be. Gas up the boys on the sidelines. Jameis, A-plus.

Aaron Donald being less dominant is good for the Eagles

I just don't want Aaron Donald to be as good as Aaron Donald used to be, because that's bad for the Eagles.

A healthy quarterback is better than a tough quarterback

I would much rather my quarterback be a giant pussy than be injured.

The Caleb Williams memes are funny, and being mad at them makes you a loser

If you get upset about the memes, you're a loser, because that's the internet being the internet. Those memes were funny.

Ole Miss had the best résumé in college football after three weeks

Ole Miss has the best resume right now through three weeks because they beat Louisville on a neutral site and then they beat LSU at home.

Arch Manning has become a robot

Arch Manning has basically had his personality ripped out after the AI controversy. He's a robot now. We're never gonna get another quote out of Arch Manning.