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Donald Trump winning the election is the best thing that ever happened to Roger Goodell

Trump's the best thing that ever happened to [Roger Goodell]. Because he was the number one most hated guy in America... Roger basically was hitting on a woman inappropriately. And then a real drunk guy comes and bumps into her. And he's like, damn, this guy's a real fucking asshole.

This is a satirical take on public perception and cannot be verified.

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Push
Nov 11, 2016
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NFL ratings will skyrocket now that the election is over

All those people who are watching electric coverage instead of the NFL, welcome back. The league is better than ever. Ratings are going to skyrocket.

While ratings saw some post-election weekly bumps, overall NFL viewership for the 2016 season was down 8% compared to the previous year.
Win
Nov 11, 2016
#8896
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A unified hatred of being a Browns fan is the only thing that can pull the nation together

The most healing thing might be to sit down and all watch the Browns because we're all experiencing relief that at least we're not Browns fans. That is the one thing that can pull our nation together, our unified hatred of potentially being a Browns fan.

The Browns went 1-15 in 2016 and 0-16 in 2017, making them a very effective unifying object of pity/disbelief.
Loss
Nov 11, 2016
#8898
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LeBron James is due to get busted for steroids at any time

And LeBron's due to get busted for steroids any time now.

LeBron James has never tested positive for steroids in his NBA career.

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Ben Johnson ran the illegal play wrong on purpose

I think Ben Johnson ran it wrong on purpose to put something on tape that then he can run a variation off of it.

This is an interpretation of coaching intent that cannot be definitively verified from the game broadcast.
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The Bears are good

I think the Bears are good.

Whether the 2026 Bears are 'good' is ultimately a season-level subjective assessment.
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The NFL is testing its way toward Tuesday and Wednesday games

Florio basically was like the NFL is testing out putting teams three times in a row on primetime because we're going to get to a point where they start playing Tuesday and Wednesday games. And I believe it.

This can be evaluated if the NFL introduces regular Tuesday or Wednesday games as described.