Duncan Robinson is a 'pussy' for not getting involved in the Heat bench fight
Friend of the program, Duncan Robinson, when the Miami Heat were all fighting each other, he like backed off and didn't do anything kind of like a little bit of a pussy... I think like when there's a fight going on, you should probably in some way [help].
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