Elon Musk should stop trying to get to Mars and focus on giving us retina credit cards
Elon Musk, if you're listening to this and we know you are, quit trying to get to Mars, you fucking nerd. Just give us retina credit cards.
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View episodeIf Conor McGregor beats Floyd Mayweather, boxing should just jump off a cliff
If McGregor wins, boxing should just jump off a cliff. This is the only time, at least that I can remember, that if one person wins in a matchup, he has the ability to defeat an entire sport. Just close an entire sport down.
Mayweather vs. McGregor will likely end in a disappointing decision that leaves everyone regretting the purchase
Because I've watched every Mayweather fight in the last decade, I'm going to say it's probably going to be a decision. We're all going to be disappointed and be like, damn, why did we pay $200 for that?
The whole world would benefit from Conor McGregor beating Floyd Mayweather
The world needs McGregor to win. That would be the best. The whole world would benefit from McGregor winning.
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View profileThe Giants will make the playoffs
In the NFC I have ... the Rams. And then my wild card teams are the Seahawks, the Lions and Cowboys, the New York Giants.
The Bills will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl
It is going to be the Buffalo Bills defeating the Philadelphia Eagles. ... Buffalo Bills over the Philadelphia Eagles.
Deshaun Watson will get even worse
I think Deshaun Watson's gonna get worse. I think he's gonna get even worse. I think it's gonna be comically bad.